Eddie: *standing On The Cafeteria Table* I’m A Scary Metalhead. No One Tells Me What To Do

Eddie: "It's really muggy out today"

You: "I swear to God if I go outside and all our mugs are on the lawn, I'm leaving you."

Eddie: *sips coffee from a bowl*

Pls it’s been years and I still don’t know if this was alli or not

A game my friend and I play

Me, feeling up her lumpy-ass phone case: “Why the hell is this thing lumpy?” Her: “I have twenty one dollars in there” Me: “Twenty one dollars to pay for your missing car radio?” Her: (Eyes widen) Her: “Twenty one dollars because I have Cancer” (We literally continue making references until I come up with the kicker) Me: “Twenty one dollars becAUSE I CAN’T AFFORD A HOUSE MADE OF FUCKING GOLD, MOM” Her: (She laughs) Me, sliding underneath my desk while dying laughing: “I WILL NOW DEMONSTRATE MY DESCENT INTO HELL”

My boyfriend thinks oscar isaac is ugly, reblog if you’d bang oscar isaac like a drum

the office intro but it’s stray kids

Reblog if you're an EXO-L.

I'm trying to find y'all bc I don't see y'all

Jack asking the real question

Xiumin (drink with the gods) Icons

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🤎🤍 Happy King Minseok Day!🤍🤎

don’t look away

one shot

┗ pairing: xiumin / reader (ft. baekhyun)

word count: 5k

warnings: no plot, no thought, just pure smut, min exposes everyone, explicit unprotected sex, oral (f. receiving), dom!xiumin, a singular spank, biting, edging, voyeurism, mild choking, exhibitionism, manhandling, masturbation

a/n; sometimes, my own writing gets to me. this was definitely one of those times. I swear I’m not a sub but dom!minseok does things to me. also, another drabble turned one shot. couldn’t be helped.

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At this point I’m going to start sending him medical bills for all the bodily harm he’s caused me 🥲