Sirius’s ‘Magic Touch’

Sirius: Couldn't help but notice you've spent a staggering amount of time with Evans lately.

James: *rolls eyes*

Sirius: No need to look like a deer in headlights. I'm just stating a fact

James: *rolls eyes again*

James: THE DEER PUNS STOP NOW

Sirius: You're positively fawning over her

Sirius: *grins*

James: If you'll excuse me, I'm off to find a new best friend

Sirius: Oi! Where are you going? You've got man's best friend right here!

James: *makes a rude hand gesture at Sirius*

Remus: You're really in the doghouse, Padfoot

Peter: Yeah. You better watch out, or Prongs'll replace your shampoo with flea dip again

Sirius: Okay, oka — wait, what do you mean AGAIN?

Remus: *talking to a girl*

Remus: Would you like to go to Hogsmeade-

Sirius: AWw is little Rem tryna get a date?? that's so CUTE

Remus: Hold on one second

Remus: *reaches in messenger bag for a tennis ball*

Remus: Fetch. *throws ball*

Sirius: *starts sprinting after the ball*

Remus: Where was I?

Lily rejected James. Again.

TODAY IS JAMES POTTER'S BIRTHDAY

and that's all i have to say about that

(This was posted on 3-27-2018)

what's a crackship that you wrote/read ab and now genuinely ship on otp level? mine's harry/tonks HAHAHAA

OKAY WAIT. 

THIS FEELS TARGETED BC I JUST STARTED SHIPPING REGULUS/JAMES, AND I DON’T KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT IT.

Okay first of all: Regulames Blotter? LOOOOL

Second: the fics for this ship are so good?? Pls write more of these bc now all I can imagine is the power couple James and Regulus would be.

Remus: Hey guess what this jumper is made out of

Sirius: Boyfriend material?

Remus: *rolls eyes* No, it's 100% wool

Remus: I'm a wolf in sheep's clothing

- Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs -

McGonagall: (about a biography assignment) It doesn't have to be somebody famous, just somebody real. Anybody you like and respect.

James: Anybody?

McGonagall: Anybody.

Sirius: Absolutely anybody?

McGonagall: Absolutely anybody.

James: I pick Sirius!

Sirius: I pick James!

Lily: You know, you walked right into that.

McGonagall: I did, didn't I?

oh my god y’all in honor of christmas why don’t we just collectively imagine our deer james turning into a stag and wearing a red nose while pretending to be rudolph for harry

like the beatles, but cooler. artofpan on tumblr