Remus: *talking To A Girl*

just thoughts

only thirty days until james and lily’s untimely death halloween 

on social distancing…

Sirius’s ‘Magic Touch’

James laughed. "I don't know if she's interested, mate."

Sirius scoffed. "Of course she's interested, Prongs. You see, I happen to have something called the magic touch."

"You have the what?" James asked, unable to control his laughter.

"The magic touch," Sirius repeated, a touch of defiance in his voice.

"So you have 'the touch?'" Remus asked with a grin. "That sounds like something you should get looked at."

"What? No, you idiots, the magic touch -- how do you not know what I'm talking about?" Sirius protested.

"We're all magic," James stated, with a grin identical to Remus's.

"So we literally all have the 'magic touch,' Sirius," Remus added.

"So really, you're just saying you have 'the touch,'" James said.

"Sounds terribly dirty," Remus said, unable to keep a straight face any longer.

"Sounds diseased, really," Peter chimed in.

"You know what," Sirius said loudly, "You're all terrible friends."

James gaped indignantly. "Sirius!"

"Don't listen to him, James. It's 'the touch' talking,"  Remus said, smirking.

Probably every single class that James & Sirius had together

Professor: Let's copy down notes on practical charms

then.

*Sirius & James whisper arguing*

Professor: Boys, why can I hear you talking?

Sirius: Uh... Because you have ears?

Professor: And why are you talking during my class?

James: Well, why are you teaching during our

conversation?

Professor: Detention, both of you

James: Oh deer

Sirius: This place has gone to the dogs

*muffled giggles of the Marauders*

A Conversation that Definitely Happened Between Sirius & Remus

Sirius: So, we still on for tonight?

Remus: You mean tonight, the night when I painfully turn into a werewolf and you try to stop me from killing others while trying to stay alive yourself?

Sirius: Yeah...

Remus: Obviously

"What's this?" Lily asked aloud, picking up the folded piece of parchment from the floor. It was blank on both sides. She tried prodding it with her wand, but nothing happened.

"Specialis Revelio!" she whipered.

Again, nothing happened.

Frustrated, Lily tried speaking to it instead. "My name is Lily Evans."

At once, jet black writing began spreading across the map. Lily squinted to try and make out the words.

Mr. Moony would like to ask Lily if she could put the map down now before things get crazy.

Mr. Padfoot would like to tell Lily not to put the map down because he's quite looking forward to Mr. Prongs pooping his pants.

Mr. Moony would like to tell Mr. Padfoot to be quiet.

Mr. Wormtail would like to tell Lily that her hair looks nice today and would also like to ask if Mr. Prongs is doing okay.

Mr. Prongs is not doing okay.

Mr. Padfoot would like to ask Lily if she could find this piece of parchment more often.

Mr. Prongs would like to say that Mr. Padfoot is an arse and would also like to ask Lily if she has ever had feelings for a lad named James Potter.

Mr. Mooony would like to slam his head against the wall.

What is going on? Lily wondered as more writing appeared on the surface of the map.

Mr. Wormtail still thinks that Lily should put this parchment down and walk away.

Mr. Prongs does not want Lily to put this down as he's still waiting for an answer about that whole James Potter thing.

Mr. Padfoot is having the time of his life.

Mr. Padfoot would also like to add that this James fellow seems like an awful human being that smells like dung. Or, at least, that's Mr. Padfoot's impression.

Mr. Prongs would like to tell Mr. Padfoot to SHUT UP.

Mr. Moony apologizes to Lily.

Mr. Prongs would like to say that James Potter is in fact a wonderful bloke and Mr. Prongs has heard that James would make a wonderful boyfriend.

Mr. Padfoot thinks Mr. Prongs is good at being subtle.

Mr. Prongs thinks Mr. Padfoot should go shove his head up his abnormally large arse.

where did these ideas about the marauders even come from like we know about 0.3% about them from the series

remus lupin, you sassy creature

looks like they could kill you, could actually kill you: lily evans

looks like they could kill you, is actually a cinnamon roll: sirius black

looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you: remus lupin

looks like a cinnamon roll, is actually a cinnamon roll: peter pettigrew

will kill you with their cinnamon rolls: james potter