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Sirius Black the Drama Queen

"Professor McGonagall!" Sirius yelled.

The whole class turned around in their seats to stare at him.

"What is it, Mr. Black?" Professor McGonagall asked, sounding weary.

"I have to be taken to the hospital wing immediately!" Sirius cried dramatically.

"May I ask why?" Professor McGonagall asked in the same tone as before.

"I have a paper cut!" Sirius whimpered. The class broke out in laughter.

"Mr. Black, I really don't think a paper cut requires you to go to the hospital wing."

"GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD," Sirius said even more dramatically, kneeling on the floor.

Professor McGonagall had to try hard to hide her laughter. What a drama queen Sirius was. She tried to subdue him. "Mr. Black--"

"TELL JAMES'S PARENTS I LOVE THEM."

All of the Marauders in a car, absolutely wankered because “oh sure people are not supposed to drive drunk - it said nothing about WIZARDS driving drunk!” Of course they're pulled over and when the officer reaches the car there's a huge fucking stag at the wheel, a wolf-dog in the back with a rat sat on its head and a furious Remus Lupin in the passenger seat. "I can't - *sigh* - I really can't explain this."

Lily rejected James. Again.

Ok I know that James ordinarily has glasses, but this is stilll a really cute picture. :)

Sirius: Couldn't help but notice you've spent a staggering amount of time with Evans lately.

James: *rolls eyes*

Sirius: No need to look like a deer in headlights. I'm just stating a fact

James: *rolls eyes again*

James: THE DEER PUNS STOP NOW

Sirius: You're positively fawning over her

Sirius: *grins*

James: If you'll excuse me, I'm off to find a new best friend

Sirius: Oi! Where are you going? You've got man's best friend right here!

James: *makes a rude hand gesture at Sirius*

Remus: You're really in the doghouse, Padfoot

Peter: Yeah. You better watch out, or Prongs'll replace your shampoo with flea dip again

Sirius: Okay, oka — wait, what do you mean AGAIN?

Sirius: *has a bad idea*

Sirius: I have a great idea.

Severus: Potter.

James: Snape.

Sirius: Sirius.

James: Okay, you just said your own name, mate.

Sirius: It was the only one left.

on social distancing…

hi!!! im looking for a jily fic but i cant find it ANYWHERE so i wondered if you know the fic im talking about?? james leaves a gift for a lily in her dorm everyday (think it’s a flower?) and then one day he doesn’t and because of that her entire day goes wrong. she gets up late, runs out of shampoo etc etc it’s just a really bad day. so she gets really frustrated and the end of the day she stands up on the table in the great hall and shouts and james because he has worked his way into her routine and now he has messed it up and she doesn’t like it when her routine is messed up. she ends up asking him out in front of everyone ((: do you know what fic im talking about and do you have a link?

hiiii i don't think i do :( answering publicly incase anyone else does have an answer to this they want to shout!

Your account inspired me to write a Black family one-shot (it was just meant to follow the kids through their lives, originally) and now I'm staring down the wizarding war with like 20+ character arcs

Yooo this is awesome!! If you’re chill with it, please message me! I’d love to know more about your fic <3 I CANNOT wait to read it!! I’m also both flattered and curious as to why my blog inspired you but I’m gonna run with it :)