Sirius: Couldn't Help But Notice You've Spent A Staggering Amount Of Time With Evans Lately.

enemy: i have kidnapped your friend.

lily: and i assume you want me to pay ransom to get him back?

enemy: no, i will pay YOU to take him back.

snape from a tent behind them: tie it tighter, i can still feel the bloodflow!

with all of this (deserved) andrew garfield hype lately, let’s not forget to remind everyone of his true multi-persona origin: being fancast as marauders-era remus lupin on tumblr in 2013

Okay tommorow is officially Jily death day so instead of going trick-or-treating imma just be sobbing in the corner like i do every halloween

Don’t worry, Nearly-Headless Nick is not forgotten I will incorporate his headlessness sometime into my sobfest 

Wanna Join?

like the beatles, but cooler. artofpan on tumblr

Sirius falls into a rabbit hole when he discovers Brittany Spears and her early life. Feels a kinship with her as being constantly under their parents thumbs, and he gets sad to see she is still legally under that thumb as an adult.

heLLO YES AND THANK YOU

me talking about my grades and future ▶ 🔘──────── 00:00:01 me talking about Regulus and Sirius black and how they deserved better ▶ 🔘──────── 104:37:12

Sirius’s ‘Magic Touch’

James laughed. "I don't know if she's interested, mate."

Sirius scoffed. "Of course she's interested, Prongs. You see, I happen to have something called the magic touch."

"You have the what?" James asked, unable to control his laughter.

"The magic touch," Sirius repeated, a touch of defiance in his voice.

"So you have 'the touch?'" Remus asked with a grin. "That sounds like something you should get looked at."

"What? No, you idiots, the magic touch -- how do you not know what I'm talking about?" Sirius protested.

"We're all magic," James stated, with a grin identical to Remus's.

"So we literally all have the 'magic touch,' Sirius," Remus added.

"So really, you're just saying you have 'the touch,'" James said.

"Sounds terribly dirty," Remus said, unable to keep a straight face any longer.

"Sounds diseased, really," Peter chimed in.

"You know what," Sirius said loudly, "You're all terrible friends."

James gaped indignantly. "Sirius!"

"Don't listen to him, James. It's 'the touch' talking,"  Remus said, smirking.

What if Sirius kept using the ‘I’ve been waiting’ line for the mundane things Remus does like 

Sirius: How long ‘till dinner?

Remus: It’s going to be a few more minutes can you wait?

Sirius: I DID MY WAITING-

Remus: Oh Lord

Sirius: TWELVE YEARS OF IT-

Remus: Please stop-

Sirius: *with dramatic conviction* IN AZKABAN

oh my god y’all in honor of christmas why don’t we just collectively imagine our deer james turning into a stag and wearing a red nose while pretending to be rudolph for harry

Ok this is such a cool picture I couldn't help but post it 😛 @ viria.tumblr.com