TODAY IS JAMES POTTER'S BIRTHDAY

Sorting Hat: SLYTHERIN

Sirius: *Walks over to Gryffindor*

Sorting Hat: I said Slytherin!

Sirius: *Spanish accent* Oh I no speak English I stay here at lion table

Lily rejected James. Again.

Remus helping the rest of the Marauders study for the O.W.L.s

"Okay," Remus said slowly, making sure his friends were following along. "Let's go over this one more time. If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venemous. Got it?"

"I think so. . ." James said, trailing off uncertainly.

"Wait! I have a few questions!" Sirius yelped. "What if I bite it and it dies?"

"That means you're poisonous," Remus responded dryly.

"What if it bites itself and I die?" Sirius asked.

"That's voodoo."

"Okay, but what if it bites me and someone else dies?"

Remus was starting to get annoyed. "That's correlation, not causation."

"All right, but what if I bite it, and neither one of us die?"

"That's. . . kinky?" Remus said uncertainly. Peter laughed.

ʅ（◞‿◟）ʃ he said he’s flattered..

looks like they could kill you, could actually kill you: lily evans

looks like they could kill you, is actually a cinnamon roll: sirius black

looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you: remus lupin

looks like a cinnamon roll, is actually a cinnamon roll: peter pettigrew

will kill you with their cinnamon rolls: james potter

marauders: we’re just so cool and rebellious

marauders: spend hours upon hours in the library meticulously studying hogwarts, sketching maps, researching magic way beyond their age level 

 marauders: skool sux get rekt filch

[before being interrogated by the police]

Remus: Sirius, don't say a word.

Sirius:...

Sirius: Fergalicious

Remus: I said no words

Sirius: oH I see. Two weeks ago playing Scrabble it's not a word and now suddenly it is a word because it's convenient for you

McGonagall: I assume you realize this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in my classroom.

Sirius: Is there another type of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

Your account inspired me to write a Black family one-shot (it was just meant to follow the kids through their lives, originally) and now I'm staring down the wizarding war with like 20+ character arcs

Yooo this is awesome!! If you’re chill with it, please message me! I’d love to know more about your fic <3 I CANNOT wait to read it!! I’m also both flattered and curious as to why my blog inspired you but I’m gonna run with it :)

I saw something once where Sirius liked the Sex Pistols because of the name. Also I think Sirius would like the Beatles too

omg yes i completely agree.