#when Your Brother-in-law Is Roasting Your Mother And You Have Bread

We all just need a support plushie

On falling in love with your gay best friend 💖

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california fires

I’m okay. The fire hasn’t reached me but I can see it from my balcony. I don’t think it’s going to get over here.

I moved out of the area that’s burning a few years ago. My elementary school is burning down on the news. 

My heart aches for Thousand Oaks and Agoura Hills, the towns I grew up in. First a mass shooting and then a disastrous fire in less than 24 hours. This is just too surreal.

Sending so much love to the families who lost their homes. I can only imagine what they’re going through.

I mean……good job for passing a bill to prevent it…..but….the fact that they had to create a bill……..baffling

Brooklyn Nine-Nine | 5x10 - Game Night

The signs as three word descriptions based on people I know

Aries: tiptoe through chaos

Taurus: a pimpled goblin

Gemini: horny, but chic

Cancer: the sun’s sugar

Leo: stressed but blessed

Virgo: lovely and oblivious

Libra: pure peachy brilliance

Scorpio: don’t poke that

Sagittarius: don’t smoke that

Capricorn: deeply troubled flannel

Aquarius: that’s a fire-hazard

Pisces: nasty lil grandpa

Concept: an RPG side quest where a couple of villagers ask you to help sort out their marital problems, and actual solution is to sit their asses down for a counseling session and talk about how they’ve reached a point in their lives that each of them independently arrived at the conclusion that asking a heavily armed stranger they’ve just met to secretly mess with their spouse was a reasonable way to approach their relationship.

Vogue Actually Printed This Crazy Diet In The 1970s

my favorite thing about spider gwen is telling people what spider gwen is. like literally every time its like

me: ok so imagine gwen stacy didnt die and she got bitten by the spider instead of peter parker

them: yeah ok

me: she’s in a punk band with mary jane and she chills venom out with their music also daredevil is evil in this one

them: wtf that owns