Aries: tiptoe through chaos
Taurus: a pimpled goblin
Gemini: horny, but chic
Cancer: the sun’s sugar
Leo: stressed but blessed
Virgo: lovely and oblivious
Libra: pure peachy brilliance
Scorpio: don’t poke that
Sagittarius: don’t smoke that
Capricorn: deeply troubled flannel
Aquarius: that’s a fire-hazard
Pisces: nasty lil grandpa
The continually inspiring magic of HRT. Live your truth!
i haven’t seen any noise about this on tumblr yet, but a fire has completely wiped out a small town in california.
they’re calling it the camp fire. over 20,000 residents have been evacuated so far, the last area estimates i heard were over an hour ago at 18,000 acres and its still zero percent contained.
this is the smoke from about 18 miles away from the fire three hours ago. if you know anyone near chico, paradise, oroville or durham california you might want to check they’re okay
I may never make the mantel, but it doesn’t matter, ‘cause I have you.
time to call otters “moist boys”
I’m okay. The fire hasn’t reached me but I can see it from my balcony. I don’t think it’s going to get over here.
I moved out of the area that’s burning a few years ago. My elementary school is burning down on the news.
My heart aches for Thousand Oaks and Agoura Hills, the towns I grew up in. First a mass shooting and then a disastrous fire in less than 24 hours. This is just too surreal.
Sending so much love to the families who lost their homes. I can only imagine what they’re going through.
YAS. YOU GO SASSY MCGONIGAL