My Favorite Thing About Spider Gwen Is Telling People What Spider Gwen Is. Like Literally Every Time

it was indeed snake-y propaganda.

a bit quick but here’s the comic i was telling you about !!

i also had an alicissa fanart idea i can’t wait to start ;))

maybe once every 3 weeks i think about how Chelsea manning snuck incriminating files past military security by putting them on a blank cd with ‘lady gaga’ written on it

More legal shenanigans for your D&D setting:

The Kingdom of Zor has historically been marked by a particularly virulent strain of human supremacism. Though that era has largely passed, its legacy has proven to be so deeply entrenched in the realm’s codes of law that later reformers found it expedient simply to expand the legal definition of “human”. So it is that in the land of Zor, an elf, an animated skeleton, and a sapient protoplasmic ooze are all Human in the eyes of the law – though strangely, the legal compass of humanity continues to this day to exclude bards.

The Norgian Confederacy is infamous for its curiously inverted sumptuary laws. Being theoretically egalitarian, and priding themselves on principles of absolute social mobility, a Norgian’s manner of dress is in no wise restricted by their social station; rather, by dressing in the legally recognised manner of a particular station, they declare their membership in it. Strictly speaking these rules apply only to citizens; all the same, visitors whose outfits fail to match their preferred level of social obligation are advised to clearly advertise their foreign status, lest one be accused of dereliction of duty!

Compounded by centuries of case law and precedent, the laws of the dwarven realm of Underhome have become a muddled mess with respect to the property rights of the dead. Some rights – particularly the ownership of one’s own remains – persist after death, while others transfer to designated heirs, and still others are held in trust should the deceased later join the ranks of the undead. In the halls of royalty, the ghosts of ancient kings and queens litigate endlessly with their living descendants for dominion over the earth’s riches; these revenant monarchs – or “mineral wights”, as they’re sometimes known – stand as the greatest obstacle to Underhome’s continued prosperity.

rosa + undercover

Quidditch Headcanon

So I’ve seen a few headcanons where someone yells out, “Knock on wood,” before a match and everyone whacks Oliver with their brooms

Whilst this very much amuses me, in Britain (or at least England) it’s more common to say ‘touch wood’

So I instead believe that they all yell this out and then either:

Pat his head in a really patronising manner

All solemnly put their hands on his shoulder whilst he looks beyond bewildered

Or  they all (lightly) slap him as quickly as they can

For really tho

Slytherin: How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Hufflepuff: Couple weeks.

Ravenclaw: Six months.

Gryffindor: Jury’s still out.

My little sister wrote a “Thomas Sander vine” with @thatsthat24 and @thejoanglebook and it’s adorable and I love her

Joan: If you Drop any mnm’s on the floor they are all yours!

Thomas: (Thomas takes a whole bag and dumps it all on the floor and starts eating)

Joan: I. um. you. Well… I give up.

Thomas: (Dumping it on his head) ha! ha! ha!

how's your hand, antonin?

Antonin: It’s fine, but if any of the professors ask, it’s so fucking painful I can’t write for at least a week. Yeah?