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If the Dark Lord isn't "up to the task" do you go to hubby Lestrange or not even then?

Bellatrix: I haven’t slept with Rodolphus since… well… huh… I think… hmm…

Rodolphus: *Unamused* Not since our wedding night.

Bellatrix: Ha! It’s really been that long!

Rodolphus: *Glares*

Remus in Rome.

Remus Lupin going to Rome, and criticising everything like “my brother should have let me build, look at this wall! It’s falling to pieces!” And if ever he has to queue for anything, James says “Oi, his brother murdered him for this city, and he came back from the dead to see how it was doing, show some respect.”

And every time someone tells the story, Sirius points at him like “yeah, we have Remus here, and he’s the wolfiest person I know.” And Peter makes way too many “Raised by wolves” jokes.

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Drake literally has a song for every mood.

salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you

I guess the whole fact that the robbers had no guns but, the other cops did things had nothing to do with it right riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiightttttttttttttttttttttt

so like two towns over a cop was killed by friendly fire b/c he was off duty and tried to stop a robbery in plainclothes. like four other cops heard shots and went bonkers and opened fire and it ended up w/ the off duty cop dead from getting shot and there was this big funeral procession yesterday that blocked traffic

all the cops are like “wow i cant believe that bastard killed officer fuckington…..good thing we avenged him” but like dude. the robber didn’t have a gun. officer fuckington died of gunshot wounds. 

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