Can You Write Another Fowlkangham With The Word Confession

Bunch of Ducktales incorrect quotes

Violet: So, Dewey is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.

Gosalyn : Why?

Violet: Because I've caught them trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.

Dewey, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.

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Violet: *holding a salt packet* It’s just a little sodium chloride.

Gosalyn : Actually Violet, it’s salt. Violet: That’s what I said, sodium chloride.

Gosalyn : Uh Violet, that would be salt.

Gosalyn : *takes salt packer from Violet* This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit.

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Lena: Nothing in life is free.

Violet: Love is free.

Huey : Knowledge is free.

Dewey: Friendship is free.

Gosalyn : Self-respect is free.

Webby: Everything's free if you don't pay for it. The Squad: ...

Huey : Webby, that's illegal-

Lena: No, let them finish!

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Gosalyn : If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Violet: Maybe a bit tipsy?

Huey : Drunk.

Dewey: Wasted.

Lena: Dead.

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Dewey: The best way to gain someone's undying loyalty is by saving them from a perilous situation.

Huey : So you're just gonna wait until Gosalyn is in danger and save them?

Dewey: Of course not, I'm going to create a situation that puts them in danger and then save them.

Huey : ...

Huey : You're insane.

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Lena: Hey, can we stay in your dorm tonight?

Gosalyn: Why?

Lena: Dewey fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours.

Louie: Huey doesn't know how to banish spirits, so they just throw salt at them and yell "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"

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Webby: Where the devil is Lena?

Dewey: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe they melted?

Gosalyn: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat?

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Louie: Look guys, I need help.

Gosalyn: Love help?

Webby: Financial help?

Violet: Emotional help?

Lena: Help moving a body? *Everybody looks at Lena*

Lena: What?

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Webby: I can't believe you've done this.....

Lena: I'm sorry I didn't know-!

Webby, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!

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*Dewey is cleaning the house and they find an empty bottle of orange juice*

Dewey: Clear orange juice?

Dewey: Oh, it's empty.

Huey, who has been watching the entire time: I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot.

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Dewey: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Gosalyn a little bit.

Webby, holding Dewey's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Dewey: No, that's our joint tombstone.

Webby: My mistake.

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*Lena is casually searching around the room*

Gosalyn: Hey Lena, what’re you looking for?

Lena: My will to live.

*Webby walks into the room*

Lena: Oh, there it is.

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Dewey Duck Headcanons

●Some time in tge future dewey and gos become part of a justice ducks team

●Dewey is the designated pilot on all adventures with just the kids

●Dewey can sense when a camera is nearby and poses for a great shot

●Dewey swallowed an ipod nano and now has an automatic music system

●No one other than the McDucks new dewey is dj daff duck he also has a small fanbase

●dewey and timmy jenkins gain a high school rivalry when they both try out for the leqding role of a school musical

Thats all folks

I have currently been posting and writing a gravity falls x star vs the forces of evil fic I forgot to post here so I decided to make this post about things you should know about it

10 things you should know

1. Show characters

While they make cameos from time to time dipper would be the only character in the fic on the other hand many of the svtfoe characters will appear

2. Setting

The fic is set in echo Creek if you haven't already guessed

3. Main characters

It may be a bit random but the main POVs will be Dipper and Janna

4. canon and headcanon

It will be a mix of both as while both shows still happen in canon of my fic there will be headcanons galore and characters may act once depending on some headcanons

5. Warnings

While it isn't there yet the fic will involve some issues such as trauma that the characters have been through

6. Timeline

It will be set 3 years after the end of Gravity falls and a year after the ending of svtfoe

7. Cameos

As I've said before gravity falls characters will cameo here there are also characters from a few shows that'll pop up in this universe I'm making

8. Easter eggs

This fic contains a plethora of them so I hope you all have fun guessing what they are

9. codes and such

Sorry to break it to you folks but I'm not that great at making or hiding codes so there won't be any at all in this fic

10. First time

If the fic does seem a bit rough around the edges it's because it's the first one I've ever written so I'll probably make mistakes on the characterization

And that's all I hope you enjoy the chapters I've written so far I'll be back soon

Uncle scrooge what does the red blinking light on the plane mean launchpad and mom never really told me on an unrelated note the left wing is on fire=)

Uncle scrooge im gonna take the plane for a ride with gosalyn we'll be back by dinner

(Ps this is dewey im on an alt account

Ok lad but don't be late and don't get into trouble like last time!

If you crash the plane your out of the will :)

WHAT IF I ASKED YOU TO DRAW KANGHAM. Haha. Well, you don't have to, but gosh dangit, it's my biggest OTP and it just has to be a rarepair.

well i dont really do requests and i dont ship it

but i know that feel sooo i guess i can spare this cruddy sketch?

Keep reading

if you want to help, stay off of ao3 for the time being. The attackers are ddos-ing the website and the fewer server pings we add, the easier it will be for ao3 to fix.

UPDATE: While the organization claiming responsibility for the attack claims it is for "LGBTQ and NSFW content", ao3 has said that this is likely not the actual reason.

*At the Harper house*

Wally: So, Roy, how’s it feel knowing my son’s the last man your daughter will date?

Roy:….why does that sound like a threat?

Jai: *flirting with Lian. Tries to lean on counter and face plants*

Roy: Ah, because it is.

Lian: You good, Jaibae?

Jai: yeah just falling in love with you again.

Wally: ah, young love.

Roy:…I can’t believe you made one like you.

*Irey comes running by*

Irey: Dami! Dami! *tackles Damian, babbling at a million miles an hour*

Wally: better! I made two!

Gosalyn: My hands are cold.

Dewey: Here, let me hold them.

Gosalyn: My lips are cold too.

Dewey: *covers Gosalyn's mouth with their hand*

Gosalyn : Dewey ... you've been cuddling with me for over and hour now.

Dewey : *muffled* mm hmmm :)

Gosalyn : Fuck. I should be annoyed but you're adorable

Can you write rc9gn randy and firts njnja with the words unite

“To unite, one must first divide.”

Randy squinted, trying to parse what First Ninja meant, and tried, “Like, divide and conquer?”

First Ninja brought his hands together, pulled them apart, and brought them together again in a completely unhelpful show before saying, “A sapling is no more the forest than one is the whole, and the pieces which are not known cannot be brought together in harmony.”

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