WHAT IF I ASKED YOU TO DRAW KANGHAM. Haha. Well, You Don't Have To, But Gosh Dangit, It's My Biggest

Dewey and Webby: Our true strength is our confidence and our friendship.

Louie and Violet: Our true strength is our ability to succeed without hiding behind facades.

Huey: my true strength is going straight up rabies-feral while lena cheers me on from the sidelines

a quick step by step guide on what to do if you come back to your apartment and find yourself locked out because your front door is frozen shut

kick the bottom of the door for 10 minutes

text your landlord

remember your landlord is on vacation and also in her mid 50′s so it takes about 36 hours to receive a response

briefly wonder why the fuck you moved the canada

remember that college tuition is significantly cheaper here than in the united states 

look up and notice your cat is at the window, staring at you. he paws at the window lightly and meows. it’s devastating. his eyes are so big and imploring. decide that you have to get inside your apartment at all costs. not even god himself can stop you from feeding your cat his chicken wet food dinner. frida kahlo herself could descend from the heavens and ask “hey you wanna bang?” and you’d say “hell yeah but first let me open this door so i can feed my cat his dinner”

remember there is a starbucks 3 blocks down the street from you

enter. the barista gives you a weird look for entering a starbucks at 7pm on a tuesday

order a venti cup of hot water. you order in french because the barista just said “bonjour” instead of “bonjour, hi.” you have a strong american accent. you hit the r in merci a little too hard to compensate. you embarrass yourself.

exit the starbucks clutching the massive cup of hot water in your hands. it’s burning your fingers.

return. methodically pour the starbucks cup of water all over the the door frame. it begins moving a little but still wont open

back up

ensure your doc martens are properly gripping the sheet of ice covering the ground. many people have told you to stop wearing doc martens in the winter, despite your protests that theyre actually the ideal winter boot. also, you’re a lesbian and punk’s not dead

release a pterodactyl screech and sprint towards the door, slamming the full force of your pathetically tiny 5′2″ 110lb body into it

you dont know any of your neighbors so you dont care about maintaining your pride anyways

the door swings open

run up the stairs

open the actual door to your apartment and yell MOMMY’S HOME MY LITTLE BITCHASS BABY BOY DONT WORRY at your cat

cat flings his body to the ground and starts purring like he does every time you come home

write tumblr post

huh margeret and mordecai are getting along hopefully mordecai doesn't get attached

i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together i’m always like “hehe.. evil siblings”

Dewey: So what's for dinner?

Gosalyn , staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.

Gosalyn: So, Boyd and Lena.

Gosalyn: According to this, you two are being accused of: Armed Robbery, Vandalism, Drug Abuse, Grand Theft Auto…

Boyd: We had a bad day.

Gosalyn: And… MURDER?!

Lena: It was a pretty bad day…

He’s my favorite princess.

Funniest possible song from Bill's POV toward Ford is "Hello" by Adele.

imagine if instead of taunting Ford in Mabelcorn, Bill had approached him like this. would it work no. would it be hilarious yes.

Bonus points if you imagine it in his voice. He's playing the piano. He's really into it. Ford left the room two minutes ago and Bill hasn't noticed.

Boyd and HDL

-been thinking about how Boyd's story was heavily influenced by the connections he's made between 2/3 triplets

-When we first meet Boyd he's under Mark Beaks influence

-we think that Beaks made him because of how similar they look being based on the same species as bird (this is later to be revealed as a red herring)

-Beaks changed his programming so he genuinely believed that he is his biological child

-Louie once realizing that Beaks was cheating with a robot he makes it so Boyd malfunctions to reveal the truth

-Louie made it so Boyd was restarted and went back to his own original programming and began to start being his own person again. He also made it so he had his own home and family with the Drakes no longer under the control of Doofus.

-from their Boyd was able to slowly rediscover himself and explore his interests like joining the junior woodchucks

-basically Louie helped the ball rolling with Boyd becoming his own person

-Then as a woodchuck Boyd was able to make friends with Huey the first person his age he felt an honest and close bond with

-Huey helped him clear up his memories of his past, befriend Fenton and reconnect with Gyro after all these years apart

-that makes me wonder if there was scraped plans for Dewey to befriend and help Boyd with his journey of self discovery?

-I'm imagining with Boyd also wanted to be a hero again like Gizmoduck but be one in his own way unlike how he was trained in the past

-I could see both Gyro and Fenton being nervous about him being a hero due to his past and wanting him to be safe and a normal kid with no hero responsibilities

-so maybe Dewey sees this and is like "I know another hero who can help guide you" and he takes him to Darkwing and Launchpad to teach him in how to be a hero

-I can totally see Boyd realizing that even though he's buildt with all this cool tech and powers that he doesn't want to go down the traditional superhero path

-instead he helps with things like safety, picking up collateral damage that heroes and villains cause while fighting, making sure civilians are safe and away from danger while heroes are fighting. He only really steps up and takes down villains when it is necessary or help was requested.

-Maybe that's how Boyd meets and connects with Gos before the series finale

-that also makes me wonder about how if they had time to explore Gos, Dewey's and Boyd's dynamic. I think that Boyd would have been the closest thing to Honker and Gos in the OG DW. But like less shy and more worried and he'd keep Dewey and Gos's recklessness grounded.

Gosalyn: You’re charged with…..breaking into a pet store?

Webby: I thought the animals might be lonely.

Has anyone animated Bill and Ford using the song Spanish or vanish, like Ford is trying to stop the portal project while Bill is convincing him to continue.