Dewey Duck Headcanons

Dewey : You call yourself my soulmate, but where were you when my meme only had four likes?

Gosalyn : Making four accounts.

Dewey , tearing up: Really...?

Hey hi if you’re an active ducktales or darkwing fan artist/writer/creator can you do me a favor and drop a like or reblog on this post? I need more of the blorbos back on my dash

RING YOUR BELLS, GRAVITY FALLS FANDOM. RAISE YOUR SLEEPY HEADS! RISE, AS OUR SUMMER HATH FINALLY BEGUN! OUR FAVORITE OLD MENS’ BIRTHDAY AND OUR 11th ANNIVERSARY NEAR ON THE HORIZON!

TELL YOUR FRIENDS, TELL YOUR FAMILY! IT’S TIME WE BEGIN OUR YEARLY STINT OF OBSESSING OVER TRAUMATIZED DRAWINGS!

RISE, FANDOM, RISE!

I am determined to make the summer of 2023 Next Summer. We are making it the Next Summer you hear me?? THIS IS NEXT SUMMER.

We rise at dawn, my friends.

EVERYONE DRINK WATER RIGHT NOW AND REBLOG TO KEEP THE HYDRATION GANG CHAIN GOING

The Collector: An enemy is just a friend I haven’t worn down.

The Archivists: Are you saying that you’re the main character of a kid’s cartoon?

The Collector: I’m saying that “We all are going to be friends with you” is both a promise and a threat.

This is not for you.

This is a post aimed at me and other people who constantly fall into guilt spirals over all the things they can’t do, and feel they should somehow magically be able to do anyway.

For me, and for the others, this is a gentle reminder:

- Posts asking for monetary donations are speaking to people who have money. Not your broke ass, still worrying how to buy food next month.

- Posts asking you to care about [extreme injustice of the day] are speaking to people who have energy to care. Not you, hanging onto your sanity by the fingernails. 

And, most importantly: posts telling you that you are horrible/cheap/awful/rude/unworthy/unlikable if you don’t pay/reblog/signal boost/care? Those posts can fucking die in a fire.

TL;DR: Posts asking for shit you are not physically or mentally able to give? 

THOSE POSTS ARE NOT FOR YOU. 

Jason: I love that babies ball their hands up into fists all the time.

Jason: Mar'i, you can't even sit up yet, who are you gonna fight? I support it completely, but who are you going after? Who's trying you??

So based on my previous question would their be others like dipper and trese around the world as occlut Detectives but nit know it

It would make sense if there was due to how widespread the paranormal or mythical activity is. I mean, the Amphibia girls found the music box in a pawn shop of all things. Luz found her way to the Owl House through another door. Dipper and Mabel just went on vacation to visit their weird uncle. Magic and the supernatural is everywhere, and due to the fact that you have to do digging to find something, there must be other detectives.

Dewey duck headcanons

● Dewey knows how to cook not gourmet level cooking bucomfortjng homecooked meals he learned from Donald

● in highschool dewey basically pulls a troy bolton and joins both the basketball team and the musical and glee club

● Dewey builds his own plane to fly

● During one of their adventures dewey gains a sword and just becomes something he brings along everywhere and becomes a fairly decent swordfighter

● Dewey got to keep the sandals of hermes from Storkules and fight with it during adventures

Thats all for now