*At The Harper House*

Boyd and HDL

-been thinking about how Boyd's story was heavily influenced by the connections he's made between 2/3 triplets

-When we first meet Boyd he's under Mark Beaks influence

-we think that Beaks made him because of how similar they look being based on the same species as bird (this is later to be revealed as a red herring)

-Beaks changed his programming so he genuinely believed that he is his biological child

-Louie once realizing that Beaks was cheating with a robot he makes it so Boyd malfunctions to reveal the truth

-Louie made it so Boyd was restarted and went back to his own original programming and began to start being his own person again. He also made it so he had his own home and family with the Drakes no longer under the control of Doofus.

-from their Boyd was able to slowly rediscover himself and explore his interests like joining the junior woodchucks

-basically Louie helped the ball rolling with Boyd becoming his own person

-Then as a woodchuck Boyd was able to make friends with Huey the first person his age he felt an honest and close bond with

-Huey helped him clear up his memories of his past, befriend Fenton and reconnect with Gyro after all these years apart

-that makes me wonder if there was scraped plans for Dewey to befriend and help Boyd with his journey of self discovery?

-I'm imagining with Boyd also wanted to be a hero again like Gizmoduck but be one in his own way unlike how he was trained in the past

-I could see both Gyro and Fenton being nervous about him being a hero due to his past and wanting him to be safe and a normal kid with no hero responsibilities

-so maybe Dewey sees this and is like "I know another hero who can help guide you" and he takes him to Darkwing and Launchpad to teach him in how to be a hero

-I can totally see Boyd realizing that even though he's buildt with all this cool tech and powers that he doesn't want to go down the traditional superhero path

-instead he helps with things like safety, picking up collateral damage that heroes and villains cause while fighting, making sure civilians are safe and away from danger while heroes are fighting. He only really steps up and takes down villains when it is necessary or help was requested.

-Maybe that's how Boyd meets and connects with Gos before the series finale

-that also makes me wonder about how if they had time to explore Gos, Dewey's and Boyd's dynamic. I think that Boyd would have been the closest thing to Honker and Gos in the OG DW. But like less shy and more worried and he'd keep Dewey and Gos's recklessness grounded.

Bunch of Ducktales incorrect quotes

Violet: So, Dewey is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.

Gosalyn : Why?

Violet: Because I've caught them trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.

Dewey, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.

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Violet: *holding a salt packet* It’s just a little sodium chloride.

Gosalyn : Actually Violet, it’s salt. Violet: That’s what I said, sodium chloride.

Gosalyn : Uh Violet, that would be salt.

Gosalyn : *takes salt packer from Violet* This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit.

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Lena: Nothing in life is free.

Violet: Love is free.

Huey : Knowledge is free.

Dewey: Friendship is free.

Gosalyn : Self-respect is free.

Webby: Everything's free if you don't pay for it. The Squad: ...

Huey : Webby, that's illegal-

Lena: No, let them finish!

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Gosalyn : If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Violet: Maybe a bit tipsy?

Huey : Drunk.

Dewey: Wasted.

Lena: Dead.

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Dewey: The best way to gain someone's undying loyalty is by saving them from a perilous situation.

Huey : So you're just gonna wait until Gosalyn is in danger and save them?

Dewey: Of course not, I'm going to create a situation that puts them in danger and then save them.

Huey : ...

Huey : You're insane.

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Lena: Hey, can we stay in your dorm tonight?

Gosalyn: Why?

Lena: Dewey fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours.

Louie: Huey doesn't know how to banish spirits, so they just throw salt at them and yell "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"

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Webby: Where the devil is Lena?

Dewey: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe they melted?

Gosalyn: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat?

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Louie: Look guys, I need help.

Gosalyn: Love help?

Webby: Financial help?

Violet: Emotional help?

Lena: Help moving a body? *Everybody looks at Lena*

Lena: What?

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Webby: I can't believe you've done this.....

Lena: I'm sorry I didn't know-!

Webby, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!

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*Dewey is cleaning the house and they find an empty bottle of orange juice*

Dewey: Clear orange juice?

Dewey: Oh, it's empty.

Huey, who has been watching the entire time: I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot.

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Dewey: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Gosalyn a little bit.

Webby, holding Dewey's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Dewey: No, that's our joint tombstone.

Webby: My mistake.

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*Lena is casually searching around the room*

Gosalyn: Hey Lena, what’re you looking for?

Lena: My will to live.

*Webby walks into the room*

Lena: Oh, there it is.

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What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless

FOOD

Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food

grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread

different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.

some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit

SHELTER

Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment

sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it

Some churches offer short term residence

Find your nearest homeless shelter

Look for places that are open to the public

A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry

HYGIENE

A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.

Public libraries have bathrooms you can use

Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.

Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver

Local beaches, go for a quick swim

Some truck stops have showers you can pay for

Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet

Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket

OTHER

first aid kit

 sunscreen

 a travel alarm clock or watch

 mylar emergency blanket

 a backpack is a must

 downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards

 sleeping bag

 travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror

 swiss army knife

 can opener

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

Huey: {groaning, clearly struggling with a heavy crate}

Louie: Man, he’s really struggling with that thing. Looks pretty heavy.

Huey: {continues to struggle}

Dewey: I can’t sit here and watch this. I’m gonna go give him some help.

Dewey: {goes over to Huey} Lift with your legs! {double snaps and thumbs up, walks back}

Louie: Awww, you’re a good brother.

Dewey: It’s what I dew.

Gosalyn: So, Boyd and Lena.

Gosalyn: According to this, you two are being accused of: Armed Robbery, Vandalism, Drug Abuse, Grand Theft Auto…

Boyd: We had a bad day.

Gosalyn: And… MURDER?!

Lena: It was a pretty bad day…

The Collector: An enemy is just a friend I haven’t worn down.

The Archivists: Are you saying that you’re the main character of a kid’s cartoon?

The Collector: I’m saying that “We all are going to be friends with you” is both a promise and a threat.

Kangham with the words revealed and sorry

“I’m sorry,” Randy whispered as Debbie ignored his previous protests and slipped her fingers under his mask. “I didn’t want you to find out this way.”

“You didn’t want me to find out at all,” Debbie snapped back, but then the mask was off his face, and she saw him, saw her boyfriend instead of the Ninja, and he watched as the truth of that registered on her face.

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WHAT IF I ASKED YOU TO DRAW KANGHAM. Haha. Well, you don't have to, but gosh dangit, it's my biggest OTP and it just has to be a rarepair.

well i dont really do requests and i dont ship it

but i know that feel sooo i guess i can spare this cruddy sketch?

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