Are Fedoras Really That Bad?

Dewey: So what's for dinner?

Gosalyn , staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.

Jason: I love that babies ball their hands up into fists all the time.

Jason: Mar'i, you can't even sit up yet, who are you gonna fight? I support it completely, but who are you going after? Who's trying you??

Gosalyn: My hands are cold.

Dewey: Here, let me hold them.

Gosalyn: My lips are cold too.

Dewey: *covers Gosalyn's mouth with their hand*

well…. if ladybug can summon ladybugs to create…. does that mean chat can summon cats to destroy….

May: You don't think I can fight because of my gender!

Webby: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Dewey can fight in that dress either.

Dewey: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.

Possible idea for my au

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So, everyone knows that Dipper made a deal with Bill, agreeing to be his puppet, right? But I haven’t seen many people delve into how exactly it happened, especially with the hints we got from The Book of Bill.

Dipper never actually called off the deal, and Bill kept his end of it, so… what now?

I like to think that when Dipper first touched the book, something slipped through—a part of Bill found its way into his mind. Why wouldn’t it? We saw that Bill was cracked, barely held together by some strange blue energy. So, what if a piece of Bill actually slipped into Dipper’s mind?

This idea opens up so many possibilities. What would Bill do? Would he try to manipulate Dipper into bringing him back, or slowly try to turn him to his side? Or would he make Dipper so paranoid that he’d start isolating himself, believing his friends would be safer without him?

I want to see a Dipper whose mind is slipping, so paranoid that his friends start to worry. A Dipper who prefers to be alone, pushing people away to protect them. His friends would try to do everything they could to keep him sane, to stop him from spiraling, but it won’t be enough to keep him from keeping his distance.

Imagine a Dipper scouring the country, searching for ways to keep Bill at bay. A Dipper who learns magic to ward off Bill’s influence. A Dipper who takes to the road, desperate to find anything that can keep Bill locked away.

A Dipper who whispers to himself, over and over, that he won’t end up like Ford.

I don’t know, this idea opens up so many possibilities. I just wanted to share it with you all. What do you think?

Dewey Duck Headcanons

●Some time in tge future dewey and gos become part of a justice ducks team

●Dewey is the designated pilot on all adventures with just the kids

●Dewey can sense when a camera is nearby and poses for a great shot

●Dewey swallowed an ipod nano and now has an automatic music system

●No one other than the McDucks new dewey is dj daff duck he also has a small fanbase

●dewey and timmy jenkins gain a high school rivalry when they both try out for the leqding role of a school musical

Thats all folks

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