Misako: What Did You Do At School Today?

Ninjago as things I’ve said

Mystaké: bro why do we pay sales tax like how much is this thing? Five dollars? Aight I got a five I can buy this right? Nah man you forgot to calculate the surprise money

Kai: y’all be afraid to moan in your girls ear while I be there like *iphone alarm*

Jay: is ingedtly a valid word

Cole: what if we hid in the bathroom to skip the pep rally (and we were both boys)

Nya: principal makes a dollar, teachers make a dime, I write fanfiction on educational time

(Misako: you’re all 14 or older if you don’t know what your allergic to and how to avoid it.. it’s just...)

Garmadon: natural selection.

Tox: high energy people early in the morning? Where you find all this extra hyper at 6am tf

Zane: I saw Kai making coffee this morning

Zane: but he made it with Red Bull instead of water

Zane: the only thing he said before drinking it was “I am going to die”

Kai: you are shit and you are the shit mean opposite things

Jay: and you ain’t shit is an insult and you aren’t shit isn’t

Cole: you’re on some other shit is either an insult or not based only on context

Lloyd: eat shit is a good insult but eat my shit is weird

Jay: I will eat your shit

Zane: I’m revoking your speaking privileges

*cough* lesbians

Morro: why are you smiling

Kozu: why, can’t I be happy without a reason?

Samukai: Chen fell down the stairs

Japanese Pixal is something I didn’t know I needed until now

So, Japanese Ninjago huh....

Misako: number fifteen-

Jay and Kai, in frightening unison: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger

Edna: would you lead us for prayers?

Jay: sure

Jay: in the name of the father, son, and holy ghost

Jay, panicking: head shoulders knees and toes

Jay: turn up your nose strike that pose

Jay: ayyy Macarena

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