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Kai: you are shit and you are the shit mean opposite things

Jay: and you ain’t shit is an insult and you aren’t shit isn’t

Cole: you’re on some other shit is either an insult or not based only on context

Lloyd: eat shit is a good insult but eat my shit is weird

Jay: I will eat your shit

Zane: I’m revoking your speaking privileges

Nya: I’m this 👌 close to hitting you with a chair

Harumi: your fingers are touching

Nya: :)

Nya: run

“My babysitter asked me where I was going. I replied, ‘to smoke weed!’ So she laughed and said ‘good one. Have fun!’ Then I left to go smoke weed.

-Kai, probably

Lloyd: mom, how do I get revenge on someone?

Misako: well, you see, the best revenge is forgiving and living your life to the fullest-

Lloyd: dad, how do I-

Garmadon: brick

Misako: what did you do at school today?

Kid Lloyd: learned about dragons

Misako: your class learned about dragons?

Lloyd: I learned about dragons. I don’t know what the rest of the class was doing.

Kai: if you get stabbed you get to keep the knife

Jay: if you don’t bleed out in 15 minutes, you’re legally allowed to leave

Nya: guys if you get stabbed go to the hospital

Morro: “I will kill you” is old, boring, overused, and not scary. “Pee your pants”, however, is new, exciting, and terrifying.

Kai: “I will pee your pants”

Jay: “your pants can’t wait for my pee”.

Morro: There we have it. The most terrifying sentence in the world.

Wu: what are the ninja doing

Misako: what do you expect a bunch of teenage boys to be doing at 3 in the morning

Wu: snorting,,, juul?

Morro: why are you smiling

Kozu: why, can’t I be happy without a reason?

Samukai: Chen fell down the stairs