March 2025 Babyeyy

Wu: what did you have for dinner

Garmadon: a salad.

Garmadon: well, a fruit salad

Garmadon: actually just grapes

Garmadon: fermented grapes

Garmadon: wine I had wine for dinner

Cole: everything that comes out of your mouth is stupid.

Jay: Cole

Misako: number fifteen-

Jay and Kai, in frightening unison: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger

Ninjago as things I’ve said

Mystaké: bro why do we pay sales tax like how much is this thing? Five dollars? Aight I got a five I can buy this right? Nah man you forgot to calculate the surprise money

Kai: y’all be afraid to moan in your girls ear while I be there like *iphone alarm*

Jay: is ingedtly a valid word

Cole: what if we hid in the bathroom to skip the pep rally (and we were both boys)

Nya: principal makes a dollar, teachers make a dime, I write fanfiction on educational time

(Misako: you’re all 14 or older if you don’t know what your allergic to and how to avoid it.. it’s just...)

Garmadon: natural selection.

Tox: high energy people early in the morning? Where you find all this extra hyper at 6am tf

teacher: your son said the f word in class

Garmadon: Lloyd where the fuck did you learn that

Kai: if I punch myself and it hurts, am I strong or weak?

Cole: definetly strong

Jay: no, definetly weak

Nya: definetly stupid

Jay: will you guys just try to see things from my perspective?

The other ninja: *kneel down to his height*

Jay: I hate all of you

when she says she doesn’t send nudes