Matthew: I Would Walk Through Fire For The Merry Thieves!

Matthew: I would walk through fire for the Merry Thieves!

Matthew: Well, not FIRE because it’s dangerous, but like a super humid room

Matthew: Not too humid because… you know, my hair

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3 years ago

Emma, holding Church: If you don’t kiss your cats on their soft little foreheads, what are you even doing?

Alec, looking at Chairman Meow: Yelling at them for trying to eat plastic

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4 years ago

Christopher: I can’t believe that Britain is 1903 years old!

Matthew: You idiot, that’s how old Earth is

James: No way! :O

Matthew: I can’t believe you two didn’t know that!

Thomas, about to cry: They’re so fucking stupid

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Kit: Hello 911? My hands are both stuck in Pringles tubes… both hands, yes…

Kit: Look, it’s not important how I dialed the number, just send help... STOP LAUGHING

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Mark: Hi, I’ve stolen your identity and I’ve been living as you for a week.

Julian: …

Mark: [starts crying]

Julian: [hugging him] hey, it’s okay…

Mark: [loud sobbing] How do you even get up in the morning?

Julian: Shh, I know, I know. It’s gonna be okay.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Jem: Ok, Will, I know you mean well and everything, but please stop being a little bitch. We need to work together!

Will: Will do. But only if you take off your shirt for me.

Jem:

Jem: Weird flex but okay

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Belial: I eat pieces of shit like you for BREAKFAST!

Thomas:

Matthew:

James:

Christopher, disturbed: … you eat pieces of shit?

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Thomas: What are you doning when you meet someone new?

Alastair: I die

Thomas: ... you can just say hello

Alastair: No, I'm just gonna die

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Matthew: You should take off your glasses more often

James: *stops*

James: *looks around*

Matthew: What is it? Did you lose anything?

James: It looks like I lost all my fucks and I have none to give

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Kit: Please, don't do this to me!

Ghost!Will: *eating a Kit Kat bar in bites instead of in bar*

Kit, crying: Please, stop-

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Will: [pours salt in Jem’s tea]

Jem: [sips tea]

Will:

Jem: [finishes tea]

Will: … didn’t the tea taste weird?

Jem: Well, yes. But I didn’t want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.

Will, tearing up: Okay

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