Diego: Yesterday My Fiancée Zara Cheated On Me With My Best Friend Manuel.

Diego: Yesterday my fiancée Zara cheated on me with my best friend Manuel.

Jamie: Wait, since when is Manuel your best friend?

Diego: Since yesterday.

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Modern Lucie x Jesse

[texting]

Jesse: Hi, who is this? Grace was bored and changed all my contacts to mythical creatures.

Lucie: What’s mine?

Jesse: Dwarf

Lucie: SHE’S SO MEAN I’M NOT THAT SHORT!

Jesse: Oh, hi Lucie

Lucie: FUCK

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Will: Jem asked me what soup I was drinking and I didn't know what to say because I just poured orange juice into a bowl and drank it with a spoon

Tessa:

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

*at the mall*

Lucie: Dad, look! Santa's here! I want to sit on his lap!

Will: Jeez, Lucie, come on. You're too old for that.

Lucie: I'm gonna ask him for a family trampoline.

Will: Holy crap, GET YOUR ASS UP THERE!

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Ty: So as some of us know, Julian may appeal a little scary…

Kit: “A little”? That boy's a stone cold Slytherin

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