Matthew: I hope I can be as cool as you guys in 30 years.
Will, whispering: Does he think we're 50?
Gabriel, whispering back: No, no, he's just really bad at math.
Tessa to James: You don't "take a run" at a woman. You "woo" her. Make her feel special!
Will: *enters the room*
Will: Hey, hon. Take a look at this. It's a picture of my butt!
Tessa: ...
Tessa to James: And then, when you get her, you can tell her whatever you want.
Inej throwing her knife at the Darkling has the same energy as Emma throwing hers at Sebastian in City of Heavenly Fire
Thomas: Where do you want to be in five years, Alastair?
Alastair: *under his breath* Hopefully in your bed
Thomas: What was that?
Alastair: I sAid HoPEFULLY DEAD!
Cordelia: He is probably thinking about other girls…
Lucie: You never know what’s going through a guys mind.
[Meanwhile]
James: If you sat on a voodoo doll of yourself would you ever be able to stand up?
Matthew: Holy shit, bro
Tessa: You are an ADULT, Will. It’s your job to keep our children from making stupid decisions like this!
Will: That is true…
Will: … but I was also really curious to see how many donuts James and Lucie can eat in one minute.
Jules: he’s ok because he lied
Emma: she’s broken because she believed
Kit: Sbren, sbeve
Will: Jem told me that if I don't have anything nice to say then don’t say anything at all
Gabriel:
Will: But Jem isn't here and you're a BITCH
Lucie: What's that smell?
Matthew: Everyone has their own theory.
Matthew: Charles thinks it's mold.
Matthew: I think it's Charles.
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Why pick one favorite character when you can simply adopt every single one of them (except for the Dearborns, they go straight into the trashcan)?
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