Kirishima: [makes a joke]
Bakugo: [laughs]
Kirishima:
Kirishima: You laughed.
Bakugo: Uhm yeah.
Kirishima: You should do that more often, you look so pretty when you're happy.
kirishima: so i'm thinking a spring wedding, or maybe a summer wedding. i don't want it to be too cold
Bakugou: what are you talking about??!?we're not even engaged
kirishima:
kirishima: so THAT'S what i forgot to do last night
kirishima: you like me?
Bakugo: we're married
kirishima: yeah but did you marry me as friends or-
Kirishima: The other day, I was arguing with Bakugo and in the middle of it, he turned off his in-ear hearing aids and said "I don't want to hear you right now "
Kirishima: how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?
Bakugou: a glass of water is an inanimate object and therefore incapable of having a thought process, or understanding basic english
Kirishima:
Kirishima: water you doing?
Bakugou: Hey, do you want to go out to dinner with me?
Kirishima: Ah, sorry, i didn't mean that out loud
Bakugou: ¿?
Kirishima:
Kirishima: WAIT
Kirishima: YOU ASKED THAT?
kirishima: don't come to the loft
denki: why?
kirishima: bakugo's passive-aggressively doing the dishes he asked me to do six hours ago. it isn't safe here anymore
Kirishima: Hey bro, can you hand me that thing?
Bakugou: *moves the thing farther away*
Kirishima: Not everyone is gonna think I'm pretty and that's okay.
Bakugou: However, those extras are obviously wrong.
Bakugou: Eijiro?
Kirishima: yes love?
Bakugou: what are you doing.
Kirishima: giving you a hug darlin’
Bakugou: then why are both of your hands directly on my ass.
Kirishima: they are? didn’t notice.
Bakugou: what're you looking at?
Kirishima: *entering his and Katsuki name into an online love calculator* porn