kirishima: you like me?
Bakugo: we're married
kirishima: yeah but did you marry me as friends or-
bakugou: You annoy me.
(..)
Bakugou two days later: Hey, shitty hair...can you forget what I said the other day about you annoying me ? I think I said that because I'm starting to develop a crush on you so sorry about that....A and fuck off
Bakugou: what're you looking at?
Kirishima: *entering his and Katsuki name into an online love calculator* porn
Sis I'm loving this blog-
Great stuff my dude, keep it up!!
awww thank you very much, it makes me very happy that you liked my publicationsðŸ˜ðŸ˜
*kirishima falls asleep on his chest after kissing with him*
Bakugou: fuck we're so gay
omg hshshshs WHAT A NICE MENTAL IMAGE <333
Bakugo: Hey guys. Sorry, i'm late. I was busy, doing...things.
Kirishima, disheveled: I TRIED TO KISS HIM AND HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!!!
kirishima: so i'm thinking a spring wedding, or maybe a summer wedding. i don't want it to be too cold
Bakugou: what are you talking about??!?we're not even engaged
kirishima:
kirishima: so THAT'S what i forgot to do last night
Bakugou: do you understand now?
kirishima: yeah, totally!
kirishima: *under his breath as kai walks away* what the fuck did he just say–
aaaaaw thankssss <<<<333
Bakugo: so you're telling me that you bought barbie tickets because they remind you of me
Kirishima: *nods*
Bakugo: but hasn't it occurred to you to think of me with the movie that has explosions and is about atomic bombs?
Kirishima: *denies*
….
Kirishima: I just wanted to be your Ken
Bakugou: Remember in elementary school when people would say every time you blinked, a bird would die ?
Kirishima: No ? Is that true ?
Bakugou: I mean technically- what are you doing ?
Kirishima: *eyes wide open* I refuse to let another bir- *blinks* FUCK
Bakugou: ...
Kirishima: this is real
Bakugo : I know
Kirishima: you're my husband
Bakugo : I'm your husband
Kirishima: you married me… in front of people
Bakugo: i know. i was there