Bakugou: Hey, do you want to go out to dinner with me?
Kirishima: Ah, sorry, i didn't mean that out loud
Bakugou: ¿?
Kirishima:
Kirishima: WAIT
Kirishima: YOU ASKED THAT?
Kirishima: look, let's just agree to say sorry on the count of three
Kirishima: one, two, three
Bakugou:
Kirishima:
Kirishima: see, now i'm just disappointed in the both of us
Kirishima: i drink to forget, but i always remember
Bakugou: you're drinking milk
Denki: So, you and Bakugo..?
Kirishima: He laughed at the joke I made that one time, so yeah, we're pretty much dating.
Kirishima: how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?
Bakugou: a glass of water is an inanimate object and therefore incapable of having a thought process, or understanding basic english
Kirishima:
Kirishima: water you doing?
Bakugou: This is the asshole who dared to tell me that being gay isn't a choice.
Bakugou: You're right, being gay isn't a choice!
Bakugou: It's a competition, and I'm winning!
Bakugou: *gesturing to a flustered Kirishima* Have you SEEN MY BOYFRIEND?! HAH?!
Kirishima: [makes a joke]
Bakugo: [laughs]
Kirishima:
Kirishima: You laughed.
Bakugo: Uhm yeah.
Kirishima: You should do that more often, you look so pretty when you're happy.
[Bakugou upset]
Kirishima: what'll make ya feel better?
Bakugou: ....
Kirishima: d'you want a hug?
Bakugou: ...*nods*
Bakugou: your name is not "Kirishima Eijiro"
Kirishima: wha-
Bakugou: your name is "Bakugou Eijiro"
*pulled out a ring*
Kirishima: *blushing so hard*
Kirishima: *singing* All I want for Christmas is youuuu. [points at Bakugo ]
Kirishima: *stopping the singing* Actually I want you all year.
Bakugou: [blushes] idiot
kirishima: this is my ex-boyfriend, Bakugou
Bakugou: stop introducing me like that...
Bakugou: i’m her husband