Kirishima: Hey bro, can you hand me that thing?
Bakugou: *moves the thing farther away*
Bakugou: i like the strong but silent type
Kirishima: *silently attempting to lift a table*
[kiribaku as parents, texting]
Bakugou: When you get home and get the baby settled, call me.
Kirishima: I thought you had the baby?
Bakugou: Ei wtf??? where is my fucking baby???
Kirishima: You have plenty of great qualities Blasty.
Kirishima: For example, [points to his chest]
Bakugo: ah? my heart?
Kirishima: No, I meant your tits. But your heart is also a good quality.
kirishima: this is my ex-boyfriend, Bakugou
Bakugou: stop introducing me like that...
Bakugou: iām her husband
Kirishima: Not everyone is gonna think I'm pretty and that's okay.
Bakugou: However, those extras are obviously wrong.
Kirishima: Someone came up to me today and asked how I was doing.
Bakugou: uhm
Kirishima: And I was trying to decide whether to say "I'm fine" or "I'm great"
kirishima: So I panicked and said "I'm gay"
Bakugou: I just fell down an entire flight of stairs and Kirishima, standing at the bottom goes, "Oh shit, be careful," as if I didn't already fall all the way down. Fucking idiot
OMG ITS ITS AAAAAAAA I LOVE, THANKS FOR THIS ššš
Another one.
I'm addicted to these guys ok?
Idea borrowed from @kiribakuincorrect
Enjoy.
Kirishima: Kiss me if Iām wrong but do you happen to be an only child..?
Bakugo: yeah...I am an only child.
Kirishima: š§āāļø
Kirishima: I forgot about that haha. I meant kiss me if I'm right.
Kirishima: look, let's just agree to say sorry on the count of three
Kirishima: one, two, three
Bakugou:
Kirishima:
Kirishima: see, now i'm just disappointed in the both of us