Kirishima: how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?
Bakugou: a glass of water is an inanimate object and therefore incapable of having a thought process, or understanding basic english
Kirishima:
Kirishima: water you doing?
Kirishima: Blasty, you’re like an angel with no wings.
Bakugou: so like a person.
Bakugou: So what’s for dinner?
Kirishima: *staring at the food he just burnt* Regret.
Kirishima: Hey bro, can you hand me that thing?
Bakugou: *moves the thing farther away*
Bakugou: This is the asshole who dared to tell me that being gay isn't a choice.
Bakugou: You're right, being gay isn't a choice!
Bakugou: It's a competition, and I'm winning!
Bakugou: *gesturing to a flustered Kirishima* Have you SEEN MY BOYFRIEND?! HAH?!
Kirishima: I'm hungry.
Bakugou: What do you want for dinner?
Kirishima:Cock and balls!
Bakugou:
Kirishima:
Bakugou: I've been pretending to enjoy your sense of humor, because I find you physically attractive, but I have reached the point where that balance no longer justifies our relationship.
Bakugou: your name is not "Kirishima Eijiro"
Kirishima: wha-
Bakugou: your name is "Bakugou Eijiro"
*pulled out a ring*
Kirishima: *blushing so hard*
Bakugou: hey, can you do that you always do?
Kirishima: *smiles*
Bakugo: *breathless* Thanks
Bakugo nervous, but trying not to show it: Tomorrow at 7 o'clock . I'll come pick you up. [walks away]
Kirishima, a little flustered: Did he just ask me out on a date?
Denki: I think it was more of a statement... ?
OMG OMG I'M IN LOVE AAAA IT'S SO CUTE 😭😭💕💕
Child love yourself for the God's sake
Kirishima: Knowing what to do in an emergency is very important, so I'll teach you some basic first aid procedures. For example, what would you do if I got shot?
Bakugou: *eyes darkening* Avenge you.