My Current Appartment Looks A Lot Like This

Gonna be doing the nixon tapes at karaoke night

being horny on main leads to horny jail

being romantic on main deserves real life prison

my phone is a catalytic converter that turns wifi into bad vibes

the existence of a parameter space implies that you could like hang out there and maybe have a good time but you can’t and thats sad ;(

just food for thought, you know?

the jovial jelqer strikes agian

slapping the chemo bag before i take a hit

“What about ‘though shall not kill,’” I ask, cautiously reaching for my own firearm.

“You’re thinking of christianity,” the monk says. “And anyway, I know my god wouldn’t mind making an exception for a few Nazis.”

“Violence is never the answer,” the monk says, pumping a shotgun. “But you don’t always have to be right.”

they should add chinese foreign investment to catan

can’t wait to booze cruise in the jetsons family car tonight.