Just Food For Thought, You Know?

one must imagine sisyphus having a rewarding career

one must imagine sisyphus locking in

stuff like this is why i’m sure the moon landings aren’t faked.

The biggest reason I KNOW we haven't captured an alien spacecraft is that its specs haven't been leaked on War Thunder forums

Gonna be doing the nixon tapes at karaoke night

getting strip searched by the TSA gave her the ick. guess she don’t like seeing my cavities

my uncle really be like “hmmm my brothers wife would make for an excellent mother figure”

what is the name of the kink where you cuddle up with someone and they look into ur eyes and tell u they love you 🥺

nothign wrong with me that an orgasm a glass of orange juice another orgasm tweleve hours of sleep another orgasm a fuckload of pasta another orgasm a hot bath anothe roorgasm a bullet to the head another orgasm taking up smoking anpther orgasm a large alcolgic beveerage and aother orgams wont fix

skim milk is the lacroix of milk

i think the old-fashioned top-loading washers and dryers make love but these new electronic ones only fuck.

the herds of machines in laundromats are merely cattle and can’t comprehend the warmth of a lovers arms.

laundromat vending machines like holding hands.

same spectrum, different wavelength