Gonna Be Doing The Nixon Tapes At Karaoke Night

love that one calvin and hobbes strip where they try to commit ecoterrorism

brb gonna drink glow stick sauce and break my arm to see if it glows

somehow, while waking today, my phone came unlocked and got most of the way through buying a pair of pants before i noticed.

just scrolled through old photos in my phone. brb gotta go puke.

she insert into my database until i query

she query on my sequel til i — no that can’t be right. there’s something here tho…

she derive on equation until i steady state solution

real

do i really need to explain what this is about.

when you really think about it, the garden of eden is just a safe and cozy enclosure with soft grass and fruits

this post feels innovative

Yeah I'm a bit of a girlboss. A bit of a girlruler. Kind of a girldictator. Sort of a girlwarcriminal. I'm dropping girlbombs

call me lee harvey oswald the way my head is life changing