Slapping The Chemo Bag Before I Take A Hit

who backshots the backshotters?

fucking this clown so hard that the flower on their lapel squirts

brb gonna drink glow stick sauce and break my arm to see if it glows

rush hour 2 is my favourite documentary

bouta get intubated for Tube Tuesday

how do they decide who gets aux at airports?

albuterol is just nox for cyclists

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. The silence is deafening.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. Half of them require you to create an account on the company website. You leave a trail of ghost accounts that will be used once and never again. You never receive a response.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers an interview, but it's so rare for you to receive any response that you forget to check the website and you miss the time.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers an interview, but you don't know the magic words that signal to the esoteric mind of an interviewer that you're fit for the job.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer e-mails you saying that 'unfortunately, you do not have the qualifications we are looking for'. You check the job again and see you applied to be a menial labourer.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. Half of them require a car. No one stops to ask how you're supposed to afford one with no job.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers a job. The commute makes you want to die in your sleep.

You call the HR manager for the workplace in hopes of arranging an interview more directly. They don't even have an answering machine.

Employers complain that no one wants to work anymore.

i think that guy from the saw movies would respect disability resource center accommodations

she took me home bc she thought i was a freak but i’m really just a silly little guy