Chat They Made Minecraft Into A Silly Goofy Cringe Movie Even Through Minecraft Is Actually About Life

one must imagine sisyphus having a rewarding career

one must imagine sisyphus locking in

overheard in a fancy italian restaurant:

> eating lobster and jerking off are two different things

a dragonfly landed on my fishing rod!!!1!1!!! suicide postponed!!!!1!1!!

the good ending

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

not to be boringly wholesome but I think a medieval peasant would actually enjoy takis and mountain dew

she derive on equation until i steady state solution

slapping the chemo bag before i take a hit

nothign wrong with me that an orgasm a glass of orange juice another orgasm tweleve hours of sleep another orgasm a fuckload of pasta another orgasm a hot bath anothe roorgasm a bullet to the head another orgasm taking up smoking anpther orgasm a large alcolgic beveerage and aother orgams wont fix

getting strip searched by the TSA gave her the ick. guess she don’t like seeing my cavities