How Do They Decide Who Gets Aux At Airports?

Chat they made Minecraft into a silly goofy cringe movie even through Minecraft is actually about life and earth and the universe and tearing meaning out of the ground and molding it with your hands into something that you can be proud of. They made the pink sheep look ugly and funny for a cheap laugh when it should’ve been a beautiful moment where you, age eleven, come across this rarity, this beautiful anomaly and you hold its face in your hands and stare into its chocolate brown eyes and you realize what the whole world is about. Chat they made it into a joke

not to be boringly wholesome but I think a medieval peasant would actually enjoy takis and mountain dew

wipe my ass in both directions, call that booty bilingual.

she query on my sequel til i — no that can’t be right. there’s something here tho…

babe wanna push this boulder up this hill with me?

railroad networks in modded mc are one of life’s most satisfying joys

When building in a modded minecraft world, remember to think about whether or not you build is a form of transit oriented development

gonna send an illuminated manuscript calling them a lil bitch

Sending hate mail by getting someone to dox a famous person, and then just mailing them a really mean letter written in traditional calligraphy.

bouta get intubated for Tube Tuesday

she feed me that glucose analog till my lacoperons express their proteins

the saddest part of henry kissinger dying is that i didn’t get to kill him myself