She Brush On My Z Till I’m Textured

just had a surprisingly good and only moderately overpriced burger on the sales force anti homeless bench

feels good to be back

chillin in the beater with greebus, hittin warp 19 in plastic chairs

the devil came back from georgia and decided to try his luck with detroit.

secret technique: public urinal no jutsu

prometheus, waking up for his shift at the liver-getting-torn-out factory: i think i’ll go out for some drinks later

clicker training but for taking care of yourself

i think that guy from the saw movies would respect disability resource center accommodations

i wanna be so close with a british person that they don’t do the accent when it’s just the two of us

the way she put peanut butter on it got me barkin like a dog 😳😳🐶🐶

*opens tumblr, looks inside*

*109 boops from dwarvendiaries*

best tumblr feature hands down

Causing chaos by booping promiscuously