Clicker Training But For Taking Care Of Yourself

can’t wait for the hand o god to strip me naked and smother me in savory bbq sauce. mmmmmmmm boy i do love getting sauced.

its not "smoke from a wildfire". thats god tryna cook you like a rack o ribs.

overheard in a fancy italian restaurant:

> eating lobster and jerking off are two different things

They call me J.R.R Jelqing, on account of me being a big Tolkien fan. Also I can oft be found in my study jelqing just like the old masters.

fuckin in the sex club dressed as steve from minecraft

she brush on my Z till i’m textured

*opens tumblr, looks inside*

*109 boops from dwarvendiaries*

best tumblr feature hands down

Causing chaos by booping promiscuously

railroad networks in modded mc are one of life’s most satisfying joys

When building in a modded minecraft world, remember to think about whether or not you build is a form of transit oriented development

she WEEEE and my WAAAA until i YAHOO

trying not to ask the soldiers in uniform in the in-n-out if they play war thunder

the existence of a parameter space implies that you could like hang out there and maybe have a good time but you can’t and thats sad ;(