Chillin In The Beater With Greebus, Hittin Warp 19 In Plastic Chairs

this post feels innovative

Yeah I'm a bit of a girlboss. A bit of a girlruler. Kind of a girldictator. Sort of a girlwarcriminal. I'm dropping girlbombs

adblockers are major source of habitat destruction and are threading the of local population of horny local milfs

getting strip searched by the TSA gave her the ick. guess she don’t like seeing my cavities

*rhetorically* why tf is this wierd app so wierd?

this would be a significant breakthrough in printer design imo

i think we can all agree it's a bit of a missed opportunity electronics don't have a "milk socket" you could plug some sort of milk battery into, which would slowly disperse milk into the body of the machine, possibly ruining it.

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

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this STI got me feeling pro life

“in order to rick-roll others, one must first rick-roll themselves.”

*taking a bite of the fruits of my labor* mmmm delicious. excellent. that really turned out well.

skim milk is the lacroix of milk