Latest Posts by jack-pot-hat - Page 4
You fool that is the sirens
Anyway i’m going to be here ⬇️ if you need me
forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!
erm. obsessed with making stupid little color palettes. most of these are named after songs I like
i cannot stop thinking about the scene where peter b turns around like he just realized miguel is genuinely insane it is so funny
like ohhhhh. okay. yeah he’s gonna maim that 15 year old.
Ethan, you wanna see some shit?
If I could understand the basics I could probably understand but not speak it
The bats can communicate like this. I have decided.
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Bruce Wayne as Matches Malone but like more.
As in Matches is one of the major mob boss's of the city.
But like no one knows about it.
And Bruce never bothers to tell anyone because he thinks everyone trails him or something.
Batman's no kill rule isn't here because Matches ain't Batman.
It also makes the "Batman can't kill because he's an icon" and the "Bruce Wayne(not Brucie) can't kill cause he won't stop" Thing null.
So like Jason goes boom and Matches "goes into hidding" which the other criminals find valid because Batman's going crazy.
After a bit Matches comes out of hidding and for some reason Red Hood likes him.
Which is obviously a little strange because he has beef with Batman and Bruce Wayne.
But whatever.
OH MY GOD IS THAT JASON!!!!
ARE YOU LIKE TAUNTING ME OR SOMETHING!!!
Anyway Bruce is like okay cool im gonna get shot if I tell him but I'm gonna get shot if I tell him later…
Might as well update his will…
Alt
The Batfam does know and they get Malone Identities.
All of them Have M nicknames with gimmicks pertaining to the name.
Like Matches has fire and arson
All the names I've come up with so far is:
Dick- Mint: He smokes a thing of knock out gas that smells like mint(Bat produced so nothing's going on with his lungs)
Kate- Mast: Ship captain/ Port over seer
Bettie- Maestro: she found a cool mindcontrol stick
Jason- Mojo: Court jester(he made the identity pre ca-boom as a dig at Joker so now he's stuck with it.)
Barbra- Motor: Drag racer/ getaway driver
Tim- Moxie: Makes you get a pep in your step with kind words and this Tommy(the gun) he found
Stephanie- Mask: like a shapeshifter but with nanobots
Cassandra- Molar: The bone stealer that prefers teeth
Damian- Moth: he gets hit with this gas that makes him have an army of lab grown moths
Duke- Mist: Like Batman but it's fog instead of shadow
There are like three to for of these are a reach but idc
Note:
All the Bats are immune to the knock out gas so there's a thing in their suits that knocks them out while de-Maloned
Note 2:
post ca-boom the excuse they made for Jason not showing up is that he went to clown college to one up the joker in honor of his favorite robin.
When he came back and the guys minds were boggled that clown college made him jacked.
Note 3: I gave Tim a Tommy gun specifically so I a could say "Timmy with the Tommy"
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I'm just trying to boost this :>
more of botw link’s personality because i didnt feel my last post on it was the cream of the crop. hes so funny
Begging everyone on the internet to stop smoothing out their middle aged men and draw wrinkles for the love of god I promise it's so fun you'll love it Come into my wine cellar
Reblog to give your followers each their own sword.
Not to be that guy but what if instead of the crying child being Gregory and GR!Freddy is Michael
what if Henry was GR!Freddy and Michael is Gregory
age maybe
Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.
good food
*dry food crunches* Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”
context????????
Never did I expect Tubbo to become Tommy's new father figure but....well....Jesus christ here we are.
nutpig
dsmp characters in a different timeline be like:
-bobertothedilf
-BunnyGlitterGirl
-WifeHaver
-settings66
-DeltaNinja
feel free to add more
Da boi is a full-time villain!!!
Finally done!!! (No I didn't procrastinate leave me alone) @bonesandthebees this is fo' you :D
Discworld: Wyrd Sisters Director: Jean Flynn | Studio: Cosgrove Hall | UK, 1997
Funky Mazalean Man Post
I got this AU from Joel making a tree out of the corruption
Mazala the healing kingdom is NOT were any demon wants to be. After all the place is packed full of azalea plants. What’s wrong with corrupting azalea you may ask. Well I’ll tell ya.
Azalea plants LOVE being in the hottest places they can find. So as a warm blooded person if you stand in one spot for to long you’ll be have vines up to your knees in no time. And it just so happens that the corruption is the spiciest thing around.
C!Scott: I’m surprised that the Demon has only corrupted this this small amount
C!Joel: Corrupted? OH, no no that’s paint.
C!Scott: Paint?
C!Joel *splashing a bucket of water on the ground* Yep paint :)
C!Scott: cool *internally screams
everytime i start looking for art refs (rn looking for screenshots of the syndicate room) i get fuckin. slapped in the face with x readers im just. WHY
Red rabbits design for mcc 16 :)
If you want to use them for a banner or fanart or skinart its fine^^ Just credit me, and tag if you want to i’d love to see ur lovely art
My first post to any social media ever an it's a Tommyinnit au... God im so cool
Say hello to beast Tommy. I don't know what im going to do with him but I know im keeping him.