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Some of My Favorite Batfam Fic Tropes

In no particular order:

 - The batfam have their own language of chirps, trills, tweets, and whistles, and they use it in front of other ppl (civilians, the jla, whatever) and the other ppl go “what the actual fuck”

 - Bruce throwing the batarang at Jason Todd’s neck actually Does Damage™, and eventually the other members of the family find out and lose their shit

 - “Hey Tim?” “Yeah?” “Where’s your fucking spleen :)” “Lost it.” “LOST IT??”

 - Damian calling his brothers Akhi :)

 - “How many kids do you HAVE??” -The entire Justice League

 - Jason going to Titans Tower, seeing Tim, saying “is anyone gonna parent that” and then not waiting for an answer.

 - Literal Toddler Tim Drake informing the Batfamily that yes he knows everyone’s identity, and really if you didn’t want people to figure it out you should stop showing off your extremely niche skills during patrols Nightwing.

 - “Dude your son is a crime boss.” “Ex-crime boss :/”

 - A Batfamily member hearing someone talk about their civilian identity (bc, yknow,, they’re famous) and just having to Deal With It because what the fuck else are they supposed to do??

 - The Justice League hearing about Batman and assuming he (& his family) are demons or vampires or some other cryptid, and then meeting him and finding out he’s just Some Guy.

 - The batfamily learning the origin of the name Robin

- The Justice League meeting the Batfamily and specifically learning who Red Hood is, and one of the heroes nervously asks “Didn’t the second Robin.. die?” and Jason just goes “yeah lol”

ik I don't talk about fnaf much on this blog but the parallels between michael and cassie are driving me insane I NEED to talk about it. foxy and roxy being their respective favorites. the direct connection to helpy. but even beyond the surface level similarities, it's just. they were both dragging themselves through this horrible maze of death with the ultimate goal of saving someone they love.

their lives up until that point have been, admittedly, not great. and suddenly, someone that was declared missing/dead some time ago is quietly calling out to them, trapped deep below the surface. this individual (whether it be "elizabeth" or "gregory") is one of the only people they have- so of course, of course they answer. of course they'll help.

they venture forward with little regard for their own safety, being attacked by characters they recognize, animatronics their father worked with, all for this person. they do everything they're told. they do it all right. and all too late, they realize that it isn't them, not really. they are betrayed. they are (presumably, in cassie's case,) killed. and something horribly, horribly dangerous is released. their lives are nothing but collateral damage in a story they never wanted to be involved in.

I hate going on this shit

Grim and Belphegor had an illegal meeting, so I'm allowing them to legally meet

Oat milk is made by milking goats and then putting the milk through a fine filter to extract all the "G"s

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

Watch "One Winged Angel but the genre keeps changing (32 DIFFERENT GENRES!?)" on YouTube

Cloud getting his meds readjusted

(I'm not lying. This is exactly what it's like)

guys please write more of michael going back in time it’s my favorite

would you like a nice glass of

The bats can communicate like this. I have decided.