Jack-pot-hat - Man

DEAR ARTISTS, PLEASE READ THIS POST I STUMBLED ACROSS

IF YOU ARE NOT DOING THIS ALREADY, YOU SHOULD TRY IT

I even tested it out myself, it works great

“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em

“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant

Not to be that guy but what if instead of the crying child being Gregory and GR!Freddy is Michael 

what if Henry was GR!Freddy and Michael is Gregory 

Begging everyone on the internet to stop smoothing out their middle aged men and draw wrinkles for the love of god I promise it's so fun you'll love it Come into my wine cellar

Funky Mazalean Man Post

I got this AU from Joel making a tree out of the corruption

Mazala the healing kingdom is NOT were any demon wants to be. After all the place is packed full of azalea plants. What’s wrong with corrupting azalea you may ask. Well I’ll tell ya.

Azalea plants LOVE being in the hottest places they can find. So as a warm blooded person if you stand in one spot for to long you’ll be have vines up to your knees in no time.  And it just so happens that the corruption is the spiciest thing around.

C!Scott: I’m surprised that the Demon has only corrupted this this small amount 

C!Joel: Corrupted? OH, no no that’s paint.

C!Scott: Paint?

C!Joel *splashing a bucket of water on the ground* Yep paint :)

C!Scott: cool *internally screams

he rly brought the harvest into it 💀😭 (oathbreaker_cary on tiktok)

jusge: deeath pentalty or 10 hours in car with both your parents

me: um dealth penalty pleade

death penalty or 10 hours in the car with a recently divorced dad

Oat milk is made by milking goats and then putting the milk through a fine filter to extract all the "G"s