If I Could Understand The Basics I Could Probably Understand But Not Speak It

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Funky Mazalean Man Post

I got this AU from Joel making a tree out of the corruption

Mazala the healing kingdom is NOT were any demon wants to be. After all the place is packed full of azalea plants. What’s wrong with corrupting azalea you may ask. Well I’ll tell ya.

Azalea plants LOVE being in the hottest places they can find. So as a warm blooded person if you stand in one spot for to long you’ll be have vines up to your knees in no time.  And it just so happens that the corruption is the spiciest thing around.

C!Scott: I’m surprised that the Demon has only corrupted this this small amount 

C!Joel: Corrupted? OH, no no that’s paint.

C!Scott: Paint?

C!Joel *splashing a bucket of water on the ground* Yep paint :)

C!Scott: cool *internally screams

Examples of Bruce’s “Dad Strength” as witnessed by various Robins throughout the years:

can and will bodily pick up any new Robin and bail as soon as gunfire starts on patrol

one time Bruce got out, physically ripped off a broken part of the Batmobile, and threw it in the backseat so he and Jason could keep chasing someone in the Narrows

ran home with Nightwing over his shoulder when he got shot

frequently lifts sewer grates/manhole covers like they weigh nothing

does push-ups with Robins on his back for a challenge

held onto the side of a building with just his fingers for ten minutes once when Steph’s grapple line broke and he had to help her back up

pulls hot dishes from the oven without mitts sometimes for Alfred (insists scar tissue on his hands means he can’t feel it, nobody fully believes him)

Damian swears he saw him kick a tree down once during training. A big tree.

Dick frequently catches him unscrewing screws in his prototypes with his bare fingers

Punches through walls????

can drink nothing but straight black coffee for several days before any signs of discomfort (this freaks out everyone but Tim)

i cannot stop thinking about the scene where peter b turns around like he just realized miguel is genuinely insane it is so funny

like ohhhhh. okay. yeah he’s gonna maim that 15 year old.