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Steve becoming fluent in Eddie.

Let me explain. Eddie has a bad habit of talking with his mouth full; not realising he’s muttering; or making random sounds and expecting people to understand what he’s trying to convey. It’s a hang over from being non verbal as a kid.

When Steve first starts dating him, he’s at a loss. His own hearing isn’t great, and even with his hearing aids he has to work hard to figure out what Eddie’s trying to tell him. But eventually he gets the hang of taking ques from Eddie’s body rather than his words. He also gets a helping hand from Wayne who has been reading Eddie’s physical cues since his boy was eight.

So when Eddie flumps down on the bed and speaks into the pillow “ihateeverythimantheworldithterablethomeonekillme,” everyone else is confused. But Steve just doesn’t even look up from his magazine and says.

“Leave him he’s being dramatic. Wayne said he couldn’t have just poptarts for dinner or he’d get scurvy.” And everyone is in awe of him, because he speaks Eddie.

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Eddie: mrph

Lucas: What??

Steve: he wants a hug dude, just cuddle him.

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Eddie: *mumbles something basically incomprehensible*

Nancy: I’m sorry was that even English.

Steve: he’s trying to suggest that it’s not his fault that Robin has no spacial awareness.

He’s wrong, he is absolutely to blame *glares at Eddie who makes a ‘nuhuh’ noise* but that’s to the effect of what I assume he just said.

hc thinking about Chuuya waking up in the middle of the night on Christmas Eve bc he heard a noise and he’s like “Santa? ain’t no fucking way,” and he’s right. it’s not Santa it’s Dazai breaking in at 2am. Chuuya’s not getting gifts he’s getting robbed

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Eddie post a Tiktok of himself sitting in his car. He’s not looking at the camera, but passed it. For a second, he doesn’t say anything. He just sits there, and he watches, and he nods to himself like, Okay. When he addresses the camera, he says, “You know, back in ‘86, after a series of events and an accumulation of concussions, my boyfriend- now husband - started having some health issues. Understandable. You can only get hit in the head so many times, but we handled it. We did what we can. We try to be safe. We go to the appointments, he’s takes his meds. We got an alarm for the house, got the service dog for the epilepsy. We don’t take unnecessary risks so-“

Eddie cuts off with a smile that is just clenched teeth and an almost laugh that’s incredulous all the way through like he cannot believe this. He flips the camera around to show Steve hanging up Christmas lights on the outside of the house, “So why. Why is my fall-risk husband on the fucking roof.”

Everyone seems to think that Dazai would hate riding on Chuuya’s motorcycle but I am going to take the wild stance and say:

No, he loves it. He gets to hug Chuuya and he can’t be mad about it. Dazai just acts scared so he can hug Chuuya more

Chuuya: you don’t have to hold on so much. I’m going like 25

Dazai: *pretending to be scared* Chuuya is gonna kill us both

Chuuya: fucking stop it!

Dazai: *smiling and hugging him more* no! I can’t die on Chuuya’s death trap!

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Dazai gets floor time and Chuuya gets ceiling time. We call that balance.