Steve Becoming Fluent In Eddie.

Dazai: You’ll always be mine, chuuya?

Chuuya: ???

Dazai: *reaching into his pocket*

Chuuya: Wait are you fucking proposing??

Dazai: *pulling out a knife* What? Of course not

Chuuya: Then what the fuck are you doing?

Dazai: Blood oath

Chuuya:

Chuuya: Yeah okay

Eddie post a Tiktok of himself sitting in his car. He’s not looking at the camera, but passed it. For a second, he doesn’t say anything. He just sits there, and he watches, and he nods to himself like, Okay. When he addresses the camera, he says, “You know, back in ‘86, after a series of events and an accumulation of concussions, my boyfriend- now husband - started having some health issues. Understandable. You can only get hit in the head so many times, but we handled it. We did what we can. We try to be safe. We go to the appointments, he’s takes his meds. We got an alarm for the house, got the service dog for the epilepsy. We don’t take unnecessary risks so-“

Eddie cuts off with a smile that is just clenched teeth and an almost laugh that’s incredulous all the way through like he cannot believe this. He flips the camera around to show Steve hanging up Christmas lights on the outside of the house, “So why. Why is my fall-risk husband on the fucking roof.”

90s

Cat!Dazai and cat!Chuuya wrapping their tails together when they're lazing around or sleeping next to each other.

Dazai's the one who purrs in his sleep and Chuuya's heard it before. The first time he couldn't believe his ears, the second time it was funny because Dazai was passed out and in such a deep sleep. The third time and all the ones after that, it's just plain adorable and in turn helps him fall asleep.

Chuuya doesn't mention how Dazai purrs in his sleep because if he does, Dazai might stop.

Steve: when you see him please don’t freak out ok?

Dustin: I’m not going to freak out. Who ever you’re dating I’ll always be accepting of them

Steve: alright, you can come in!

*Eddie walks in*

Dustin: Eddie get out the way I’m trying to see who Steve’s dating

*Steve and Eddie face palm in unison*

capybara #130: pov he saw you holding a slice of watermelon

remembering the convo i had with my bestie where i said dazai only blew up chuuya's car to make sure he wasn't a suspect in helping dazai leave the mafia because why would dazai blow up the car of someone who helped him right and my bestie said "yeah, if dazai really wanted to hurt chuuya he would've went after the motorcycle" and now im crying

recently i’ve taken up vaping and caffeine pills and let me tell you, my appetite has never been lower.

INCORRECT QUOTE AS THINGS MY FAMILY HAS SAID (PART 13!)

Dazai, purposely bumps into Chuuya: opps, I didn't se-

Chuuya: I WILL EAT YOU ALIVE