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itzlizkirk21

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Disqualified as a human being. Osamu Dazai, No Longer Human

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itzlizkirk21
7 months ago
Meow Meow 😻

meow meow 😻

itzlizkirk21
7 months ago
Trans Dazai Icons.
Trans Dazai Icons.
Trans Dazai Icons.
Trans Dazai Icons.
Trans Dazai Icons.
Trans Dazai Icons.
Trans Dazai Icons.
Trans Dazai Icons.
Trans Dazai Icons.

trans dazai icons.

itzlizkirk21
7 months ago
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itzlizkirk21
10 months ago

Cat!Dazai and cat!Chuuya wrapping their tails together when they're lazing around or sleeping next to each other.

Dazai's the one who purrs in his sleep and Chuuya's heard it before. The first time he couldn't believe his ears, the second time it was funny because Dazai was passed out and in such a deep sleep. The third time and all the ones after that, it's just plain adorable and in turn helps him fall asleep.

Chuuya doesn't mention how Dazai purrs in his sleep because if he does, Dazai might stop.

itzlizkirk21
10 months ago

Mori: If you wanna see the dynamic of a relationship, there's a simple way to do so.

Mori: The floor is LAVA!

Atsushi: *Picks Akutagawa up and sits him on the kitchen counter, then hops up himself*

Dazai and Chuuya: *actively trying to kick each other off the sofa they were previously cuddling on*

itzlizkirk21
10 months ago

Dazai: You’ll always be mine, chuuya?

Chuuya: ???

Dazai: *reaching into his pocket*

Chuuya: Wait are you fucking proposing??

Dazai: *pulling out a knife* What? Of course not

Chuuya: Then what the fuck are you doing?

Dazai: Blood oath

Chuuya:

Chuuya: Yeah okay

itzlizkirk21
10 months ago
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itzlizkirk21
10 months ago

Dazai canonically rambling about his loved ones at every possible opportunity is so dear to me.

Mori knew a lot of the things he did about Oda because Dazai told him. Akutagawa also knew about Oda and how important he is to Dazai because of Dazai's ramblings. Random, unnamed PM members know about Oda being very dear to Dazai, because Dazai praises him and talks about how great he is.

Chuuya knew straight away that Dazai had been speaking about him to the ADA. It wasn't something he expressed feeling betrayed or suprised about. It was just an immediate understanding that of all the ways they could probably have known about him and his ability despite it being confidential information in the PM, Dazai's ramblings were most likely the reason.

The way that Dazai speaks about Ranpo to quite literally anyone who will listen. To Fydor, to random cops, to Atsushi.

Dazai canonically brags about the people he cares about in an 'omg omg omg my person my people I love them look how amazing they are' way.

itzlizkirk21
10 months ago
人?

人?

itzlizkirk21
1 year ago

u dont even wanna know the things id do for a blueberry vape and a redbull rn

itzlizkirk21
1 year ago

Dazai gets floor time and Chuuya gets ceiling time. We call that balance.

itzlizkirk21
1 year ago

headcanon that at bar lupin with ango and oda, dazai would often try and pet natsume. every single time natsume would obviously move away so that his ability doesn't deactivate but oda and ango thought it was the funniest thing in the world how the cat seemed to have a distaste to dazai.

safe to say, whenever dazai either found out or realised natsume was that damned cat he was pissed with all the jokes made about him from ango and oda.

or, may i propose dazai is at the bar one time by himself + cat natsume hanging around and he is determined to catch him. he chases the cat all around the bar as it jumps off of the shelves. they make sure to play this game of chase as the bartender isn't looking and as natsume jumps down, he just grazes dazai's finger and falls to the floor in his human form.

dazai isn't always a genius, proof being when he was dumbfounded when a grown man picked himself off of the floor and calmly walked out of the bar. dazai stood there stunned.

itzlizkirk21
1 year ago

INCORRECT QUOTE AS THINGS MY FAMILY HAS SAID (PART 13!)

Dazai, purposely bumps into Chuuya: opps, I didn't se-

Chuuya: I WILL EAT YOU ALIVE

itzlizkirk21
1 year ago

Everyone seems to think that Dazai would hate riding on Chuuya’s motorcycle but I am going to take the wild stance and say:

No, he loves it. He gets to hug Chuuya and he can’t be mad about it. Dazai just acts scared so he can hug Chuuya more

Chuuya: you don’t have to hold on so much. I’m going like 25

Dazai: *pretending to be scared* Chuuya is gonna kill us both

Chuuya: fucking stop it!

Dazai: *smiling and hugging him more* no! I can’t die on Chuuya’s death trap!

itzlizkirk21
1 year ago

recently i’ve taken up vaping and caffeine pills and let me tell you, my appetite has never been lower.

itzlizkirk21
2 years ago
Soukoku Swim♡♡♡

Soukoku swim♡♡♡

itzlizkirk21
2 years ago
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itzlizkirk21
2 years ago
Dazai... 90s Anime Style💖

Dazai... 90s anime style💖

itzlizkirk21
2 years ago
90s
90s

90s

itzlizkirk21
2 years ago

hc thinking about Chuuya waking up in the middle of the night on Christmas Eve bc he heard a noise and he’s like “Santa? ain’t no fucking way,” and he’s right. it’s not Santa it’s Dazai breaking in at 2am. Chuuya’s not getting gifts he’s getting robbed

Keep reading

itzlizkirk21
2 years ago

hc that right before this scene, chuuya learned that dazai was arrested

Hc That Right Before This Scene, Chuuya Learned That Dazai Was Arrested
Hc That Right Before This Scene, Chuuya Learned That Dazai Was Arrested
itzlizkirk21
2 years ago
Check Out My Ongoing Comic Crow Time. It Has Crows, And Also Neat Pantheons Of Epic Beasties.
Check Out My Ongoing Comic Crow Time. It Has Crows, And Also Neat Pantheons Of Epic Beasties.
Check Out My Ongoing Comic Crow Time. It Has Crows, And Also Neat Pantheons Of Epic Beasties.
Check Out My Ongoing Comic Crow Time. It Has Crows, And Also Neat Pantheons Of Epic Beasties.
Check Out My Ongoing Comic Crow Time. It Has Crows, And Also Neat Pantheons Of Epic Beasties.
Check Out My Ongoing Comic Crow Time. It Has Crows, And Also Neat Pantheons Of Epic Beasties.
Check Out My Ongoing Comic Crow Time. It Has Crows, And Also Neat Pantheons Of Epic Beasties.
Check Out My Ongoing Comic Crow Time. It Has Crows, And Also Neat Pantheons Of Epic Beasties.
Check Out My Ongoing Comic Crow Time. It Has Crows, And Also Neat Pantheons Of Epic Beasties.
Check Out My Ongoing Comic Crow Time. It Has Crows, And Also Neat Pantheons Of Epic Beasties.

Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.

itzlizkirk21
2 years ago
Wednesday As Anime 🖤🕷️🕸️
Wednesday As Anime 🖤🕷️🕸️
Wednesday As Anime 🖤🕷️🕸️
Wednesday As Anime 🖤🕷️🕸️

wednesday as anime 🖤🕷️🕸️

itzlizkirk21
2 years ago

Stiles with tattoos like these.

Stiles With Tattoos Like These.
Stiles With Tattoos Like These.
Stiles With Tattoos Like These.

But they shift and move and make everybody uncomfortable. Except for Derek. Derek wants to know if he can feel them move under his tongue.

itzlizkirk21
2 years ago

Steve: when you see him please don’t freak out ok?

Dustin: I’m not going to freak out. Who ever you’re dating I’ll always be accepting of them

Steve: alright, you can come in!

*Eddie walks in*

Dustin: Eddie get out the way I’m trying to see who Steve’s dating

*Steve and Eddie face palm in unison*

itzlizkirk21
2 years ago

can you make maze runner or stiles stilinski wallpaper s?

Can You Make Maze Runner Or Stiles Stilinski Wallpaper S?
Can You Make Maze Runner Or Stiles Stilinski Wallpaper S?
Can You Make Maze Runner Or Stiles Stilinski Wallpaper S?
Can You Make Maze Runner Or Stiles Stilinski Wallpaper S?
Can You Make Maze Runner Or Stiles Stilinski Wallpaper S?
Can You Make Maze Runner Or Stiles Stilinski Wallpaper S?

please like/reblog if you save!

more lockscreens here!

itzlizkirk21
2 years ago

Asmodeus & fizzarolli wallpaper

Asmodeus & Fizzarolli Wallpaper
Asmodeus & Fizzarolli Wallpaper

*repost if you use*

itzlizkirk21
2 years ago
Made A Lock Screen Of Fizzarolli And Asmodeus Hope You All Enjoy.

Made a Lock Screen of Fizzarolli and Asmodeus Hope you all enjoy.

itzlizkirk21
2 years ago

Eddie post a Tiktok of himself sitting in his car. He’s not looking at the camera, but passed it. For a second, he doesn’t say anything. He just sits there, and he watches, and he nods to himself like, Okay. When he addresses the camera, he says, “You know, back in ‘86, after a series of events and an accumulation of concussions, my boyfriend- now husband - started having some health issues. Understandable. You can only get hit in the head so many times, but we handled it. We did what we can. We try to be safe. We go to the appointments, he’s takes his meds. We got an alarm for the house, got the service dog for the epilepsy. We don’t take unnecessary risks so-“

Eddie cuts off with a smile that is just clenched teeth and an almost laugh that’s incredulous all the way through like he cannot believe this. He flips the camera around to show Steve hanging up Christmas lights on the outside of the house, “So why. Why is my fall-risk husband on the fucking roof.”

itzlizkirk21
2 years ago
Stolas

Stolas<3

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