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hc thinking about Chuuya waking up in the middle of the night on Christmas Eve bc he heard a noise and he’s like “Santa? ain’t no fucking way,” and he’s right. it’s not Santa it’s Dazai breaking in at 2am. Chuuya’s not getting gifts he’s getting robbed

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Mori: If you wanna see the dynamic of a relationship, there's a simple way to do so.

Mori: The floor is LAVA!

Atsushi: *Picks Akutagawa up and sits him on the kitchen counter, then hops up himself*

Dazai and Chuuya: *actively trying to kick each other off the sofa they were previously cuddling on*

Steve becoming fluent in Eddie.

Let me explain. Eddie has a bad habit of talking with his mouth full; not realising he’s muttering; or making random sounds and expecting people to understand what he’s trying to convey. It’s a hang over from being non verbal as a kid.

When Steve first starts dating him, he’s at a loss. His own hearing isn’t great, and even with his hearing aids he has to work hard to figure out what Eddie’s trying to tell him. But eventually he gets the hang of taking ques from Eddie’s body rather than his words. He also gets a helping hand from Wayne who has been reading Eddie’s physical cues since his boy was eight.

So when Eddie flumps down on the bed and speaks into the pillow “ihateeverythimantheworldithterablethomeonekillme,” everyone else is confused. But Steve just doesn’t even look up from his magazine and says.

“Leave him he’s being dramatic. Wayne said he couldn’t have just poptarts for dinner or he’d get scurvy.” And everyone is in awe of him, because he speaks Eddie.

***

Eddie: mrph

Lucas: What??

Steve: he wants a hug dude, just cuddle him.

***

Eddie: *mumbles something basically incomprehensible*

Nancy: I’m sorry was that even English.

Steve: he’s trying to suggest that it’s not his fault that Robin has no spacial awareness.

He’s wrong, he is absolutely to blame *glares at Eddie who makes a ‘nuhuh’ noise* but that’s to the effect of what I assume he just said.

Soukoku swim♡♡♡

headcanon that at bar lupin with ango and oda, dazai would often try and pet natsume. every single time natsume would obviously move away so that his ability doesn't deactivate but oda and ango thought it was the funniest thing in the world how the cat seemed to have a distaste to dazai.

safe to say, whenever dazai either found out or realised natsume was that damned cat he was pissed with all the jokes made about him from ango and oda.

or, may i propose dazai is at the bar one time by himself + cat natsume hanging around and he is determined to catch him. he chases the cat all around the bar as it jumps off of the shelves. they make sure to play this game of chase as the bartender isn't looking and as natsume jumps down, he just grazes dazai's finger and falls to the floor in his human form.

dazai isn't always a genius, proof being when he was dumbfounded when a grown man picked himself off of the floor and calmly walked out of the bar. dazai stood there stunned.

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Mr. Compress: We call that a traumatic event.

Mr. Compress, turning to Twice: Not a “bruh moment”.

Mr. Compress, turning to Dabi: Not a “major L”.

Mr. Compress, turning to Toga: And definitely not an “OOF lmao”.

Stiles with tattoos like these.

But they shift and move and make everybody uncomfortable. Except for Derek. Derek wants to know if he can feel them move under his tongue.

I hope everyone who opposes abortion literally dies. I do not give a fuck I hope you fucking die

u dont even wanna know the things id do for a blueberry vape and a redbull rn