Recently I’ve Taken Up Vaping And Caffeine Pills And Let Me Tell You, My Appetite Has Never Been Lower.

the jujutsu kaisen fandom is hilarious because on the one hand you’ve got the people who think gojo is a manwhore who’s going out with fifty women at any given time, fails to commit and doesn’t give a single fuck; and then on the other hand you’ve got the people who think gojo is an unstable gay man who hasn’t got laid in a decade and still cries himself to sleep every night thinking about his high school boyfriend who left him to become a cult leader

hc that right before this scene, chuuya learned that dazai was arrested

meow meow 😻

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headcanon that at bar lupin with ango and oda, dazai would often try and pet natsume. every single time natsume would obviously move away so that his ability doesn't deactivate but oda and ango thought it was the funniest thing in the world how the cat seemed to have a distaste to dazai.

safe to say, whenever dazai either found out or realised natsume was that damned cat he was pissed with all the jokes made about him from ango and oda.

or, may i propose dazai is at the bar one time by himself + cat natsume hanging around and he is determined to catch him. he chases the cat all around the bar as it jumps off of the shelves. they make sure to play this game of chase as the bartender isn't looking and as natsume jumps down, he just grazes dazai's finger and falls to the floor in his human form.

dazai isn't always a genius, proof being when he was dumbfounded when a grown man picked himself off of the floor and calmly walked out of the bar. dazai stood there stunned.

trans dazai icons.

我 aka Iimememe aka Mememe aka Mememe II aka Xuan Hu (based London, England) - Flower, Paintings

“From my rotting body, flowers shall grow and I am in them, and that’s eternity” – Edvard Munch

Dazai canonically rambling about his loved ones at every possible opportunity is so dear to me.

Mori knew a lot of the things he did about Oda because Dazai told him. Akutagawa also knew about Oda and how important he is to Dazai because of Dazai's ramblings. Random, unnamed PM members know about Oda being very dear to Dazai, because Dazai praises him and talks about how great he is.

Chuuya knew straight away that Dazai had been speaking about him to the ADA. It wasn't something he expressed feeling betrayed or suprised about. It was just an immediate understanding that of all the ways they could probably have known about him and his ability despite it being confidential information in the PM, Dazai's ramblings were most likely the reason.

The way that Dazai speaks about Ranpo to quite literally anyone who will listen. To Fydor, to random cops, to Atsushi.

Dazai canonically brags about the people he cares about in an 'omg omg omg my person my people I love them look how amazing they are' way.