INCORRECT QUOTE AS THINGS MY FAMILY HAS SAID (PART 13!)

hc that right before this scene, chuuya learned that dazai was arrested

Mori: If you wanna see the dynamic of a relationship, there's a simple way to do so.

Mori: The floor is LAVA!

Atsushi: *Picks Akutagawa up and sits him on the kitchen counter, then hops up himself*

Dazai and Chuuya: *actively trying to kick each other off the sofa they were previously cuddling on*

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90s

the jujutsu kaisen fandom is hilarious because on the one hand you’ve got the people who think gojo is a manwhore who’s going out with fifty women at any given time, fails to commit and doesn’t give a single fuck; and then on the other hand you’ve got the people who think gojo is an unstable gay man who hasn’t got laid in a decade and still cries himself to sleep every night thinking about his high school boyfriend who left him to become a cult leader

Dazai... 90s anime style💖

Steve becoming fluent in Eddie.

Let me explain. Eddie has a bad habit of talking with his mouth full; not realising he’s muttering; or making random sounds and expecting people to understand what he’s trying to convey. It’s a hang over from being non verbal as a kid.

When Steve first starts dating him, he’s at a loss. His own hearing isn’t great, and even with his hearing aids he has to work hard to figure out what Eddie’s trying to tell him. But eventually he gets the hang of taking ques from Eddie’s body rather than his words. He also gets a helping hand from Wayne who has been reading Eddie’s physical cues since his boy was eight.

So when Eddie flumps down on the bed and speaks into the pillow “ihateeverythimantheworldithterablethomeonekillme,” everyone else is confused. But Steve just doesn’t even look up from his magazine and says.

“Leave him he’s being dramatic. Wayne said he couldn’t have just poptarts for dinner or he’d get scurvy.” And everyone is in awe of him, because he speaks Eddie.

***

Eddie: mrph

Lucas: What??

Steve: he wants a hug dude, just cuddle him.

***

Eddie: *mumbles something basically incomprehensible*

Nancy: I’m sorry was that even English.

Steve: he’s trying to suggest that it’s not his fault that Robin has no spacial awareness.

He’s wrong, he is absolutely to blame *glares at Eddie who makes a ‘nuhuh’ noise* but that’s to the effect of what I assume he just said.

我 aka Iimememe aka Mememe aka Mememe II aka Xuan Hu (based London, England) - Flower, Paintings

“From my rotting body, flowers shall grow and I am in them, and that’s eternity” – Edvard Munch

hc thinking about Chuuya waking up in the middle of the night on Christmas Eve bc he heard a noise and he’s like “Santa? ain’t no fucking way,” and he’s right. it’s not Santa it’s Dazai breaking in at 2am. Chuuya’s not getting gifts he’s getting robbed

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