How to reduce stress
A 2 week old lemming in a spoon (Source: http://ift.tt/2lmfIsE)
tumblr is a lot like singing tbh
how do we know for sure that Schrödinger is really dead?
did anyone even open the coffin to check?
when will modern directors be bold enough to give us a fight seen choreographed to tained love
“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”
this
id like to know how i can remember an entire language but not a math formula
petition to rename the outside world the ‘outernet’
i want to fucking die i was at the dollar store and i carefully picked up an orange gatorade and went “sexy boy….” because i thought no one else was around but it turns out i was WRONG
i know because i heard a quiet “what the fuck bro” from the next aisle over
i don’t mind if you are in the lgbt+ community.
i don’t mind if you have some extra pounds.
i don’t mind if you are thin.
i don’t mind if you are not mentally okay.
i just want you to know that it’s okay and everything will be okay if it’s not.
i want you to know that there are people in this world that care about you because you are a human being, that deserves love and happiness only.
you should always be yourself and you should never give up.
14 year old girls:
I thought Voldemort was dead!
Art prompt Starry night but the stars are replaced with Guad
no i wanna be the Screaming person
I don’t mind being nice to people but I don’t have a problem with being an asshole either. It’s all on you.
not to be gay but gay
forever reblog
“Those poor boys”
“She deserves to be punished too.”
“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”
“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”
“She put herself in harm’s way”
“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”
“She ruined their lives.”
Kily? Kyli?
sleep deprived
Why was this on my Pinterest and why did I laugh
i’m so done with this place.
Condoms are for fucking pussies
I had to spend $300 on a new car key because I left them in an Uber and the driver refuses to return them for some reason. I’m going back to Lyft. It’s more expensive in the moment, but the $3 more I would’ve spent on a Lyft was $296 less than what I ended up spending on the uber that still won’t return my property.
i don’t know what’s funnier, JFC as John F. Cennedy or JFK as Jesus fucking Khrist
What is this lady doing?
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do you ever think about how weird of a name “squidward tentacles” is like imagine if your name was humanward arms
Ways people draw elf ears:
Slightly pointy
Very pointy
Triangles
Stitch ears