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me: I’m not afraid of hard work!
hard work: :)
me:
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y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu
me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.
who wants to hear the story about how a girl in my spanish 2 class fought back against the horrible spanish teacher and won
if this gets 2 notes i will tell it
you DON’T wanna see what’s underneath.
No prob Bob
No problem Boblem
please considering reporting jadesdecals on Instagram. she takes images and art that were not made by her and sells stickers/t-shirts. she’s stealing other people’s work and profiting from that and it’s kind of shitty and unfair to the original creators. thanks!
Krd
how does one say that
Your Simple Fantasy Name
Your first initial and the last two letters of your last name.
Tag yourself, I’m Ley.
Peter, v-logging with his phone camera: Hi I’m Spi- I mean, Peter Parker, and today we’re going to witness firsthand people’s reactions after they’re told they have big dick energy. Let’s go!
Peter: What’s up, Thor. Dude, I just wanted you to know that you radiate big dick energy today.
Thor: God of thunder in the streets, god of big dick in the sheets, I suppose.
Peter, checking to see if he’s still recording then proceeding to give a thumbs up: I stan so hard. Legends only.
Peter, bumping into Steve reading the paper: Cap! Ah, have a moment? Word on the street is that you have big dick energy. Thoughts?
Steve, choking on his coffee: I-I guess the serum did have… its effects…
Peter: Oh my god.
Peter, finding Bucky watering flowers: Hey, man. Love what you did with your hair today, may I enlighten you on the fact that you have, putting it modestly, very big dick energy?
Bucky, looking into the camera like he’s on the office: …Parker what the hell.
Peter, breaking into the sanctum: Wow doctor, looks like you got a super serious case of chronic big dick energy there.
Strange: Listen. There’s kinetic, potential, thermal, chemical, electrical, even the vague concept of dark energy. But there is no big dick or whatever you just—
Peter: You’re no fun.
Peter, after buying a plane ticket and flying to Wakanda unsupervised: As king and black panther, your highness, your reign is supreme and so is your big dick energy.
T'challa, amidst a breakdown: Noo!!! Stop!! You and Shuri, I am begging you, please, I have no idea what that means!!!!
Peter, approaching Tony relaxing on a lounge chair: Now for The Man. The one and only, genius billionaire playboy philanthropist. Mr. Stark, are you aware you have big dick energy?
Tony, lowering his shades: Kid, I invented big dick energy.
Peter, tearing up: I know.
The ‘LOKI‘ TV series will reportedly follow Tom Hiddleston‘s Loki appearing during certain moments in human history as a unlikely influencer on historical events.
Romans: ceasar is such a dick
Loki: stab him idk
Romans: you know what
when ur washing raspberries and they fill with water and u sip it and feel like a gentle woodland elf reblog if u agree
*tastes potion like a chef testing the soup* hm. needs more eye of newt.
Made a bet with my friend, each note (rb,like,comment) this post gets, i will not hurt myself. (Ex: 10 notes=10 days not hurting myself)
Have you ever really thought about how when you look at the moon, it’s the same moon Shakespeare and Marie Antoinette and Van Gogh and Cleopatra looked at.
Republicans are letting us know that they don’t care if our bodies are violated and that they don’t care about what’s best for us; all they care about is control, which in turn brings power.
Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.
Bill Nye now:
Made a bet with my friend, each note (rb,like,comment) this post gets, i will not hurt myself. (Ex: 10 notes=10 days not hurting myself)
Will reblog forever ❤️❤️❤️
Made a bet with my friend, each note (rb,like,comment) this post gets, i will not hurt myself. (Ex: 10 notes=10 days not hurting myself)
quite possibly i can’t really remember
You can only reblog this post if you tag @not-my-brain
I’ll start:
@not-my-brain well hello there
You can only reblog this post if you tag @not-my-brain
I’ll start:
Still waiting for J.K. Rowling’s apology.
pls no snatch
we were at chili’s the other day and my sister said “it’s cold in here” and i replied “i guess you could say it’s chilly” and i think that’s the reason i’m still single
Every word that starts with an N should have a silent G in front. Gnorway. Gnuclear. Gnervous system. Gnipples.