When You Can Still Smell His Colon From Last Night On Your Pillow.

What is this lady doing?

This really a strong ass picture. Black women are super heroes!

Omg Johnny from my math book is that you

I had to spend $300 on a new car key because I left them in an Uber and the driver refuses to return them for some reason. I’m going back to Lyft. It’s more expensive in the moment, but the $3 more I would’ve spent on a Lyft was $296 less than what I ended up spending on the uber that still won’t return my property.

Shit Slytherins Say: #204

I don’t mind being nice to people but I don’t have a problem with being an asshole either. It’s all on you.

there’s finally money appearing btw

i keep checking my bank account expecting money to randomly appear

I wish I had a face

Do you ever just touch your face and think “there be bones in me skin”

do you agree

reblog if you agree

i don’t know what’s funnier, JFC as John F. Cennedy or JFK as Jesus fucking Khrist