I Don’t Know What’s Funnier, JFC As John F. Cennedy Or JFK As Jesus Fucking Khrist

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I’ll start:

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Eldest sisters r the most oppressed

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

honestly…. us girls? us women ?? we always out here . knowin

Omg Johnny from my math book is that you

*a soft bird lands on your shoulder*

please take a moment right now and eat !!! ❤❤❤

that’s an actual thing?????

what the fuck is sheep yogurt?????

what part of the sheep goes in the yogurt?????

*tastes potion like a chef testing the soup* hm. needs more eye of newt.