Jessy: I Haven't Slept For Seventy-three Hours.

J.K. Night: Fool me once, I'm gonna kill you 💞

Jake: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...

Julius: I’m an idiot.

MC:.....

Lucy:......

Tim:.....

Anna:.....

Roxy:......

Bernd:......

Valentin:.....

Andreas:......

MC: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

Julius: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

Dan: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck

Bernd, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!

Julius: *walks in covered in ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick

Dan: You're right.

Jake: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

MC: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Cleo: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

MC: Three of us saw it, Cleo. How do you explain that?

Cleo: *points at Jake* Sleep deprivation. *points at Jessy* Paranoia. *points at Thomas* Delusional personality disorder.

Julius joining the group in a nutshell:

Julius: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Bernd: Language!

Lucy: Yeah watch your fucking language

Anna: OKAY WHO TAUGHT LUCY THE FUCK WORD?

Roxy: 'the fuck word'

Tim: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Valentin: Oh my god they censored it

Roxy: Say fuck, Tim.

Julius: Do it, Tim. Say fuck.